Tara Reid's nipples - wtf??!!

Frizz

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Aye, saw this on hnc. She used to be quite nice aswell. But alas, she's gone the way of dried up hag. :/
 

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Yeah. Think I saw her nips before the carnage and they use to be pert and pokey.

Now they are, well, just wrong!
 

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As far as I recall, her tits prior to tit job were fairly saggy. However they're awful now. Tit jobs are *always* awful.
 

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aye, I saw this a few days ago. she doesn't have nipples any more if you ask me, just lumps of scar tissue :/
 

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I used to jerk off on her American Pie orgasm scene. :(
 

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Yes and she obviously had that done to impress you lot. She'll be so upset that you don't want to masturbate over her tits anymore.

Take all your clothes off, stand in front of a mirror, then tell me you aren't pretty fucking ugly.
 

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leggy said:
Yes and she obviously had that done to impress you lot. She'll be so upset that you don't want to masturbate over her tits anymore.

Take all your clothes off, stand in front of a mirror, then tell me you aren't pretty fucking ugly.

You aren't pretty f*cking ugly. Nothing pretty about it :p
 

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My mirror appears to be broken. I can't see my reflection because of the huge hairy amorphous blob of gristle and sweaty lard which seems to be in the way.
 

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leggy said:
Yes and she obviously had that done to impress you lot. She'll be so upset that you don't want to masturbate over her tits anymore.

Take all your clothes off, stand in front of a mirror, then tell me you aren't pretty fucking ugly.

Indeed. I'm not the only one that found the thread funny, considering it came from someone who was willing to confess their virginity on a public forum.
 

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babs said:
My mirror appears to be broken. I can't see my reflection because of the huge hairy amorphous blob of gristle and sweaty lard which seems to be in the way.

Trem standing in front of you again?
 

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Swift^ said:
Indeed. I'm not the only one that found the thread funny, considering it came from someone who was willing to confess their virginity on a public forum.
I am. I would.
:(
 

babs

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If by 'standing' you mean 'bent double with his hands cuffed to his feet as I open a new tub of Flora' then yes.
 

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babs said:
If by 'standing' you mean 'bent double with his hands cuffed to his feet as I open a new tub of Flora' then yes.
That is precisely NOT what I meant. I know have an unwanted image in my mind which will need laser surgery to remove.
 

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Lazarus said:
That is precisely NOT what I meant. I know have an unwanted image in my mind which will need laser surgery to remove.

Just shine a torch in your ear that should do the trick
 

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dysfunction said:
Just shine a torch in your ear that should do the trick
which ear - does it matter - i can always see the light shining out the other one neway.
 

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Hes used to having things in his ear.
 

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leggy said:
Take all your clothes off, stand in front of a mirror, then tell me you aren't pretty fucking ugly.

So you're only allowed to be condescending and rude about someone who's uglier than you?

Tbh the daft bint got a tit job and it's clearly shit. She should have known better and I don't think it's a huge deal that a few people on a message board that she'll never read are a bit mean about her.
 

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It's not so much people being mean to her, it's the hypocritical nature of the people that are being mean.
 

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If you can't see how a self-confessed virgin on a public forum criticising an (conventionally and renowned) attractive woman for increasing her sex appeal (whether it has or not, that was the intention) is hypocritical then I'll stop talking.
 

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well, personally, I would still poke her fireplace *


*she may not let me, but the desire is still there.
 

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Then I suggest you stop talking.

Tbh, what I think it amounts to is that she did something fairly stupid and now she looks rediculous. Just like Leslie Ash. Virgin or no, I don't think it's a hypocritical to slate said person for making a fool of themself. It's not necessarily very nice - and truth be told I blame the media for making women feel that they need bigger tits to be more successful/attractive - but at the end of the day it was her decision. She tried to make herself look foxy by getting them done and now looks even worse.

H4w etc.
 

Wazzerphuk

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But at the same time, I reckon you'd be quite annoyed if someone made a thread just for poking fun at someone's virginity (their misfortune, like Reid's tits are hers). Would you not?
 

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I don't think it's quite the same but like I said, I seriously doubt Tara Reid is going to read this thread.

Anyway Tara made a concious choice to get her tits done - surely she must have known that there's a chance that theyd look hideous (like almost all tit jobs do) - the point being, she did it to herself and she made a lousy decision when trying to either a) fuel her vanity/ego or b) get more work. Either way, if I had any respect for her as an actress it'd now be gone because of a) (speaks for itself) or b) (because she didn't have the strength of mind/will to not succumb to pressuer from agents/whoever).

I'm sure she'd be crushed :\
 

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Maybe she was unhappy in her breasts herself and made a personal choice to get it done?

Unlikely, but something you haven't seemed to have thought of.
 

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