Talk to a gangsta!

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xenon2000

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I once came across a virtual strip-club with a feature similar to that; you could wander around the place getting girls to dance, and then you'd have the chance to talk to a stripper (on her laptop) backstage in the changing room. Twas really interactive and convincing, shame I lost the url :/
 
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raw.

Guest
lol you should go back a couple of times the script changes, quite funny :D
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
its quite good how theyve designed it and made it look so convincing though. Im gona go back and hurl some abuse at him and see what he comes up with.
 
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Furr

Guest
scripted , very easy to see it is if you go back on to it .
 
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-Ultimate

Guest
Yup, second time i went back i got exactly the same thing.
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
yeah u can see its scripted after a few times of trying it but the first time i bet it confused a few people. i.e me :D
 
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Summo

Guest
Summo:
Hello again.
Pirate :
yo Summo dat sHit before wsa disrespectful. you know i got me a crib in london so why u playin?/
Summo :
Yeah, sorry about that. I don't know what I was thinking.
Pirate :
aint you got nothin smartass to say like lastt time?
Summo :
Well, I just wanted your advice on what eyeshadow would suit me. Is there someone else there I could talk to?
Pirate :
you think im stupid?/ you dont survive on the street if you stupid
Summo :
Oh. You think I should just go without make-up, then?
Pirate :
i aint got no comment on dat shit. but you takin a big risk with your helth home.
Summo :
My what home? Sorry, I don't speak Urban.
Pirate :
we out bitch
Summo:
Oh. Um... So what's your favourite...

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He's a surly fella, isn't he?
 
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S-Gray

Guest
lol yeah, first time i did it, i called him somethin, and he got up and looked at me in the webby i thought ohh fuck :D but then i relised it was just one of them which ive seen before..
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
hehe nice one someguy mate :clap:

he didnt like my plans for a new hair style either.
 
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Moving Target

Guest
He asked me where I lived so I replied 'WITH YO MOMMA' in 'gangsta' lingo, but he didn't seem to know where that was :mad:
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
lol
stupid gangster, should of got a proper education and he would know what we were sayin and keep himself off the streets.
Naughty boy :p
 
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Munkey-

Guest
mine went along the lines of


pirate
"they flew me out here from LA just for this. where you live"
Munkey
"My knickers"
pirate
"wot that you say?"
Munkey
"You seen my pants? these knickers ride right up my buttcrack"
pirate
"i have no idea what your going on about"
Munkey
"surely you have this problem when wearing womens underwear"

PIRATE DISCONNECTED

gangsters these days. just never help you when your stranded
 
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caLLous

Guest
He disconnected about 2 lines after I asked him if i could play with his "piece". :(
 
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old.Spooge

Guest
he looks like quite a friendly chap, im sure he would be willing to let you play with his 'piece' if you asked again nicely :p
 
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S-Gray

Guest
well he just pulled a USP out on me :eek6: the bastard im gonna hunt him down!! lol
 
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Munkey-

Guest
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Pirate :
yo Munkey my name is pirate, i reside in LA, but they flew my ass to London for this. where u live?/
Munkey :
CUSTARD!
Pirate :
props cuz. I ain't sure where that is, but we got gang people all over.... what u wanna know?
Munkey :
how much is that doggy in the window "woof woof"
Pirate :
wat u mean ?
Munkey :
CUSTARD!
Pirate :
thats some cold blooded shit. gangbangaz aint circus freaks. aks a proper question or we got a problem
Munkey :
ok. ok. wheres that gun you have?


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damn. so close to getting my pants back!
 
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raw.

Guest
lol i just had another go coz im bored :)

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RAW : SUP HOMIE
Pirate : yo RAW dat sHit before wsa disrespectful. you know i got me a crib in london so why u playin?/
RAW : YOU WANT ME TO COME DOWN THERE AND BREAK YOUR LEGS ??
Pirate : aint you got nothin smartass to say like lastt time?
RAW : YEAH I DO
RAW : THE COWS ARE BLACK
RAW : I REPEAT THE COWS ARE BLACK
RAW : MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pirate : you think im stupid?/ you dont survive on the street if you stupid
RAW : I DONT THINK YOUR STUPID
RAW : I KNOW
RAW : JUST LOOK AT THAT GAY HOOD YOUR WEARING

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I think he got scared and legged it :D
 
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Munkey-

Guest
You are wrong. i belive you'll find that the cows are, in fact, pink



this was an announcment from the Peoples Intorspective Senile Sods or (P.I.S.S. for short)
 
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