Taken from our esteemed Baldur's Gate forum...

[Xtro]

I'm sorry but the original poster (starhunter) cracks me up:

This is his original thread where he issues a challenge for people to dial him up on his internet fone number (sic):

http://forums.game.net/showthread.php?threadid=56182

Having received no challenges we get :

http://forums.game.net/showthread.php?threadid=56204

I got a few PM's from him offering death and stuff after my Korean jibe, couldnt stop laughing when his last one asked "a/s/l?"

 

[Maljonic]

did he get an internet phone number and get a good twatting then? Maybe he should challenge BT internet to a BG extravaganza; 'I'll kill u all! BT twats!'

 

[Testin da Cable]

so he's a 16yo motorbike riding layborer? how I weep :/

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
so he's a 16yo motorbike riding layborer? how I weep :/

if he's only 16 it would have to be a moped or a scooter

 

[Ash!]

Next year it will be a Nova or a Corsa

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Starhunter
then what do u think the pc is dailin when it conects 2 the internet do u think its havin a wank no dailin a fone number thats what i want twat so stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Thats worse than glen.... :'( anymore of these types of post and my ears will start bleeding

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
so he's a 16yo motorbike riding layborer? how I weep :/

I thought that lol. Sounds like half the people I went to school with.... 50cc motorbikes and apprenticeships on building sites!!!! WOW!

 

[Testin da Cable]

but 50cc isn't a motorbike!! it's a moped (oO dodgy, I din't know how the laws are in England) I've had (illegal) mopeds here in holland that went faaar past that :/

 

[mank!]

Well they all had noisy as fuck motorbikes which I think were 50cc. Perhaps you Dutch people don't get those :/

 

[Lester]

How did you ride a motorbike with such small hands?

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by mank!
Well they all had noisy as fuck motorbikes which I think were 50cc. Perhaps you Dutch people don't get those :/

no, we got noisy-as-fuck scooters that irritate the hell out of me :/

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
but 50cc isn't a motorbike!! it's a moped (oO dodgy, I din't know how the laws are in England) I've had (illegal) mopeds here in holland that went faaar past that :/

iirc anything lower than 150cc is ok for 16/17 year-olds. all you need is a provisional.

 

[Testin da Cable]

no shit? here everything that is a moped has to be 49.9cc or less. under 30cc you don't have to wear a helmet. everything over 50cc is a morotcycle by law. you'll need a full licence and your bike has to pass all kinds of roadworthyness tests

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
no shit? here everything that is a moped has to be 49.9cc or less. under 30cc you don't have to wear a helmet. everything over 50cc is a morotcycle by law. you'll need a full licence and your bike has to pass all kinds of roadworthyness tests

it's the same here in England; the bikes are called 50cc but they are actually 49 point something. Isn't it funny how moped/scooter riders, the 16 yr olds anyway, always lean forward and push the speed to the limit and do silly leaning tuirns round corners etc like they are on racing bikes

 

[Testin da Cable]

what _really_ gets on my tits is that (over here) the average young scoota-playa revs the hell out of his machine. why? WHY? THE ENGINE HAS AUTOMATIC GEARING FFS YOU DONT NEED TO REV IT!!111!!!111*pant*

good god, I'd happily kill the lot of them. now if you had a _real_ moped like I had, a 4stroke honda SS and you revved that then you'd have a sound worth listening to!

 

[Xtro]

shooo shooo off my thread you lot!

 

[Testin da Cable]

yes dad. when the paint's dry can we come back in?

 

[Xtro]

I suppose so.

I'm off out as its Friday night. Be good!

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
what _really_ gets on my tits is that (over here) the average young scoota-playa revs the hell out of his machine. why? WHY? THE ENGINE HAS AUTOMATIC GEARING FFS YOU DONT NEED TO REV IT!!111!!!111*pant*

good god, I'd happily kill the lot of them. now if you had a _real_ moped like I had, a 4stroke honda SS and you revved that then you'd have a sound worth listening to!

I had a 4 stroke Honda C50

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Xtro
shooo shooo off my thread you lot!

What was this thread about in the first place?

 

[Maljonic]

no one will give starhunter their internet phone number; which reminds me, I need to re-inflate the washing machine

 

[Tom]

I think he wanted a home phone number for dial up networking, which is just totally fecking dumb.

 

[Summo]

Hey! Don't knock it! My friend and I used to dial each other's 'Internet fone number' to play the original GTA, back in the early days of DirectPlay.

Memories...

Nothing funnier than pootling along in that old top-down view only to see your mate fly past you on the pavement leaving a trail of squashed pedestrians.

GOURANGA!

 

[Maljonic]

so he's not mad after all?

 

[Summo]

Oh no, mad as a spice rack.

 

[Testin da Cable]

that's pretty damn mad :uhoh: