Tail of a Horse?

Ormorof

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A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind
him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name
Mary Ellen written on it," she replies.

"Don't be silly," he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary
Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

She seems satisfied and at this, she apologizes.


Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails
him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around, he asks again, "what was that for?!"


She responded, "Your f*cking horse phoned."

:D
 

Ezteq

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Baa Daa Chaa thank you thank you very much.


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[edit: would rep you but every time i try repping someone it says page can not be displayed dammit]
 

Rhori

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Ezteq said:
Baa Daa Chaa thank you thank you very much.


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[edit: would rep you but every time i try repping someone it says page can not be displayed dammit]
you can rep again, it's been fixed :)
 

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