For some reason I've recently been using "gay on a stick" when something goes wrong. I don't mean a gay human being though, just "gay" that is quite definately "on a stick".
I Like, 'Jesus fucking christ on a bike' as a general expression of surprise or disgust. Has a good old fuck in it, can be easily altered to be harsher or milder, has a bit of mild blasphemy generally a good all rounder.
I think Fucktard is an absolutely wonderful swear word and insult combined. Mongtard and Criptard are about as offensive as you can get without involving race or religion, although mongtard could be described as somewhat redundant.
Oh one of my workmates wishes me to say 'Blurt' as it is one of his favourites
in dutch I like "schijtbek". translated loosely this means "shitgob" or "shitmouth".
in english I prefer the term "cuntflap". this has to be articulated in the most disparaging (yet posh) manner possible for maximum effect
*****ticks
Arseflakes
Nobrind
Hetty Wainthrop Masturbates
Helmet Cheesestrings
Well shave my pubes and bed me in Neverland
Twatfuzz
Cocknails
Deadly Fucking Cock Cancer
Piss on Toast
Pope-shavings
Eat my blood-soaked turd
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