Swear words

Tom

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I'm bored of the swear words I know and use. Anyone got any good ones?

Like 'Mingelets'.
 

nath

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Tottering fen-sucked dewberry!

Cock-juggling thunderc*nt!

I've been watching family guy and blade trinity :D
 

Stazbumpa

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For some reason I've recently been using "gay on a stick" when something goes wrong. I don't mean a gay human being though, just "gay" that is quite definately "on a stick".

My mind is unravelling :eek7:





Liking the thunderc*nt one by the way.
 

Dommers

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i use bum bandit a lot, or anal assassin if im in a really mature mood
 

CurryKnight

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Someone may be an Uncle Tommy-toucher if they are going out with someone much younger than them
 

Ch3tan

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babs came out with skunkpussy on irc the other day. Game on!
 

Big G

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I think it's a lack of combos Tom as opposed to new words. For example:

abortionate shitting arsehole

or:

jesus suffering fuck

or:

holy fucking mother of mary
 

Chilly

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im for the old school insults these days tbh, **** just doesnt cut the mustard the same way wanker or even pillock!
 

haarewin

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Chilly said:
im for the old school insults these days tbh, **** just doesnt cut the mustard the same way wanker or even pillock!
agreed!
pillock is the most insulting term ever, and i rarely use it unless someone really deserves it.

i like thundercunt though. think i'll be saving that one :p
 

Milkshake

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I use "fucksocks" when I do something wrong.... I also like to use a motherfucking when I'm insulting.

Don't tend to go for clever insults, as those I am insulting are usually brain-dead retards.
 

Mazling

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Right, I want to get this sorted ONCE AND FOR-FUCKING-ALL.

I, am the inventor of the word 'cockbadger'. I said it to yoni once, in freddyshouse, many a moon ago. Cue the fake IRC log.
















<mazling> cockbadger!
I think this settles the matter.
 

Gengi

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I Like, 'Jesus fucking christ on a bike' as a general expression of surprise or disgust. Has a good old fuck in it, can be easily altered to be harsher or milder, has a bit of mild blasphemy generally a good all rounder.

I think Fucktard is an absolutely wonderful swear word and insult combined. Mongtard and Criptard are about as offensive as you can get without involving race or religion, although mongtard could be described as somewhat redundant.

Oh one of my workmates wishes me to say 'Blurt' as it is one of his favourites :)

Later

Gengee
 

.Wilier.

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Im quite fond of "Fuck my blue arse", can be used in a number of contexts and isnt overly offensive.

Ive also been known to use "If that blah's a blah, then my knobs a bloater" (replace blah for something else.....probably)

:)
 

Sharma

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If you need a new swear word, poke Kryt on irc, he seems to know every single one in the book. :D
 

jaba

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Fucknuts or Fucksticks are my two words of the moment when im swearing at this piece of shit of a computer.
 
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horse faced cock fucker, or cock faced horse fucker are my favs atm
 

Will

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This week, I have mostly been saying "bucket of cocks".
 

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in dutch I like "schijtbek". translated loosely this means "shitgob" or "shitmouth".
in english I prefer the term "cuntflap". this has to be articulated in the most disparaging (yet posh) manner possible for maximum effect :)
 

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I got angry at someone at work once,told him to "go and piss blood you spasticated monkey".

felt guilty soon after :(
 

Bodhi

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How about "**** the fuck off and die of aids"? Say that and people will know you mean business.
 

Tom

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Tardlet rocks. However its not easy to use in real life, as most people don't 'get it'.
 

Wij

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*****ticks
Arseflakes
Nobrind
Hetty Wainthrop Masturbates
Helmet Cheesestrings
Well shave my pubes and bed me in Neverland
Twatfuzz
Cocknails
Deadly Fucking Cock Cancer
Piss on Toast
Pope-shavings
Eat my blood-soaked turd
 

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