Suspect Arrested at Gatwick

[Alan]

A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Metropolitan Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

 

[crispy]

Hope its a joke

If its not its just plain stupid because of this simple fact:
A guy who know some kind of offensive fighting style can easily be more dangerous that a man with a knife, yet you cant have knives aboard. So if people really wanna hijack/take hostages etc, theres nothing to stop them regardless of securitylevel...

 

[Vladamir]

Fuck Tears, thats poor even for you

 

[Alan]

Fuck Tears, thats poor even for you

it came off boreme - and made all 3 of us in the office (while the other 8 are away) laugh

 

[old.Tohtori]

It is a bit nerdy for a joke

But it's worth one lol and a half a *giggle*.

 

[Alan]

It is a bit nerdy for a joke

Well the 3 people in the office ...
our DBA
our Network Manager
and me doing Citrix and backend server stuff


So yup - nerd kinda fits

 

[Pirkel]

I found it hillarious which probably says a lot about my nerdyness

 

[Alan]

I found it hillarious which probably says a lot about my nerdyness

You must work in IT too then

 

[Sparx]

Citrix

BOO fucking hate it, got it here and winds me up, shit grrr

Oh btw that joke was poor

 

[chretien]

A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Metropolitan Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," John Reid said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country." As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

 

[- English -]

its an awful joke, warn % yourself!!

 

[Alan]

Yeah I noticed the last bit on boreme too - but it wasn't as catchy as the first two paragraphs so didn't bother

 

[Vladamir]

its an awful joke, warn % yourself!!

You need warning for having such a wang avatar too

 

[Amanita]

Maybe one of the worst set of puns I've ever seen and yet I'm still laughing

 

[pikeh]

Hope its a joke

If its not its just plain stupid because of this simple fact:
A guy who know some kind of offensive fighting style can easily be more dangerous that a man with a knife, yet you cant have knives aboard. So if people really wanna hijack/take hostages etc, theres nothing to stop them regardless of securitylevel...

yeh the Al-gebra are notorious terrorists..
































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