Suicide?

[Everz]

Forced into a night out (not paying whoop) with the missus and her recently single mate.. none of the lads from cheltenham are out.. this is driving me suicidal.

 

[MYstIC G]

Pretend to like shoes.

 

[caLLous]

Recently single female mate?








Threesome potential?

 

[Everz]

Recently? Yes

Threesome?

No.. nice lass but recently had a kid so...

 

[caLLous]

Pretend to like shoes.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You could grow some balls and say no.

Or to be more political; i think it's best that you two take the evening without me so you can really discuss things, i'd only be a distraction.

I'd go with the balls bit.

 

[Everz]

You could grow some balls and say no.

Or to be more political; i think it's best that you two take the evening without me so you can really discuss things, i'd only be a distraction.

I'd go with the balls bit.

I'm staying at her place as I have an interview on Friday thus I can't actually say aite i'll go chill at ermm.. where?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm staying at her place as I have an interview on Friday thus I can't actually say aite i'll go chill at ermm.. where?

At her place?

I doubt if she's your "missus" that she'd mind.

Or is this one of those english things where a night out means sitting in the living room?

 

[MYstIC G]

Pretend to like shoes.

This, fs, etc.

 

[Gwadien]

I'm staying at her place as I have an interview on Friday thus I can't actually say aite i'll go chill at ermm.. where?

Surpise sex her?

Make it last.

 

[Ch3tan]

Pretend to like shoes.

 

[Everz]

At her place?

I doubt if she's your "missus" that she'd mind.

Or is this one of those english things where a night out means sitting in the living room?

'her place' as in her parents house.

 

[Everz]

and fs.. shoes didnt work.. instead im just lying on my bed in boxers.. fucking ave it.

 

[MYstIC G]

Pretend to like shoes.

There is wisdom here.

 

[Everz]

Pretending to like shoes more, I mentioned high heels.. they reacted with glee.

I'm in lads, will report my findings.

 

[old.Tohtori]

'her place' as in her parents house.

Ah. Yeeah. Nevermind my previous answer, go with the other suggestions. Suggestion. Threesome.

What?

No i mean shoes.

 

[Everz]

Shoes come in pairs of three I joked.. working my way in there.

 

[Gwadien]

Tell them you think Kim Kardashians shoe choices are unique and elegant

I DUNNO!?

 

[Everz]

Traveled with two girls btw.. swear people are going to start to think things.

 

[Raven]

Likes shoes.
Goes on a road trip with 2 women
Do you happen to read heat magazine too???

 

[Everz]

I'm more of an OK man.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Pretend to like shoes.

 

[CorNokZ]

Shoes doesn't work it seems

Pretend to like hats

 

[Raven]

Pretend to like women!

 

[Everz]

Havent got the moobs.

 

[MYstIC G]

Shoes doesn't work it seems

Pretend to like hats

You are most unlearned.

 

[Wij]

Shut the fuck up about shoes and lez off !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MYstIC G]

Shut the fuck up about shoes and lez off !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your methods never work!

 

[Wij]

Your methods never work!

Only with you

 

[Tuthmes]

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