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SilverHood
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The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, he thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard about the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing, and it's effects on her 55 year old executive husband.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars, and informing him that he was the bank's largest stockholder. She told him that these investments were the result of 30 years of charging him each time they had sex.
Her husband was now extremely distraught and beating his head against the kitchen cabinets.
She asked him why such disappointment at so much good news. He replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, he thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard about the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing, and it's effects on her 55 year old executive husband.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars, and informing him that he was the bank's largest stockholder. She told him that these investments were the result of 30 years of charging him each time they had sex.
Her husband was now extremely distraught and beating his head against the kitchen cabinets.
She asked him why such disappointment at so much good news. He replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"
