Subject: Number of the beast ...

[old.s@xon]

Everyone knows that '666' is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

#665.99 - Retail price of the Beast
#766.00 - Price of the Beast including 15% VAT
#866.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
#816.25 - Price of the Best with extended 6 year 66,000 mile warranty.
#656.66 - Kw*k S*ve price of the Beast.
01666 - Dialling code of the Beast.
0800-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! #6.66/minute.
Over 18's only.

M666 - Highway of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, #666
minimum deposit.
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbour of the Beast

 

[old.Billy]

I thought 666 was the devil rather than the beast, or am I wrong?

 

[old.s@xon]

err...the Devil is the Beast

 

[old.Lizardking]

No, number of the beast is the best song ever written.

And how old is that gag ? 15%VAT !!!

 

[old.Fatbloke]

Along the same lines, what was Douglas Adams thinking of in Hitch Hikers Guide.

666 - number of the beast

6 x 6 + 6 = 42

Spooky (or is it sad..)

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[lynchet]

Sad I think mate - tough luck

 

[old.s@xon]

Living in South London I have to say pretty much all my neighbours have been Beasts

Therefore all above addressess count, and many more besides.

And lets not get on to the subject of past girlfriends..........

 

[old.[EoD]Riz]

667 - the neighbour of the beast

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

Surely the neighbours of the beast, assiuming it had neighbours, would be 664 & 668.

 

[old.[DT]Vertigo]

well, what if the beast lived in a flat or an appartment?

surely it would be 666B, or 666D or something?

666 flat 3?

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There'll be no tears, no screams or cries,
Just a laser beam between ya f*cking eyes...

 

[TedTheDog]

I just read this thread and thought I was having a flashback......