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Ezteq

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hehehe pretty funny, quite dissapointed when the "giant cock" turned out to be a 6ft rooster though :(
 

Ala

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Ezteq said:
hehehe pretty funny, quite dissapointed when the "giant cock" turned out to be a 6ft rooster though :(
:fluffle: There, there.

That kitty pic is disturbing.

Not being addicted to coconuts I guess I can't comment on the 1st post. I just h8 the way it's so dry and takes an age to chew. :(
 

Ezteq

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Binky the Bomb said:
I'm sure every bloke can appreciate this one :D

Hmm sure that both gals and boys can appreciate this, got it in an email yesterday:
Diary of a girl
Saturday 6th March 2004.
>Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
>shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late
>so thought it might be that.
>
>The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
>quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I
>suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
>
>All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed,
>and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was
>saying. I just knew that something was wrong.
>
>He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in;
>he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something
>the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.
>
>After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to
>bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He
>just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but
>later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed
>distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave
>me,
>and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
>------------------------------------------------------------
>MAN'S DIARY:
>Saturday 6th March 2004.
>England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a shag though.
_________________________________________________________

why expect some one to be a mind reader unless you are going out with some one whos name begins with "Mystic.."
dont get mardi with some one just cos they cant read your thoughts or feelings...just think how many arguements there would be in they COULD read your thoughts eh?
:touch:
 

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What is a man in acid?
- a solved problem!

When is a man worth £1?
- when he pushed the shopping trolley!

What do you call a man who jumps from the 15th floor?
- a contribution to "Home & Garden"

Why is it better for a woman to be beautiful rather than clever?
- because men's eyesight is better that their brains!

Why do men have one gene more than a horse?
- to stop them drinking out the bucket when they wash the car on
Saturdays!

Why do men like 'Blonde Jokes'?
- because they can understand them?

Why do men exist?
- because a vibrator cannot cut the grass!

some things i got sent in the mail a while ago :p

also:
How to become an Ornithologist :



Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching. ]










































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Ezteq

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rofl Orm im guessing its the one that wont shut up....am i right?
 

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