Rant Stuffz.

[old.Tohtori]

1: Moronic cashiers.

Shopping cost 11.30. Had a 20 and 1.30, as luck be, in change. I gave the 20 and 1.30 to the cashier and she goes;

"I'm not gonna take that 1 euro now.", takes the 20.30 and gives me 9 euros back.

You can imagine me loving the fact i got 3 coins and 1 bill now, for giving 2 coins and one bill, when expecting one bill back

2: Co-workers.

One i borrowed my headphones for a second. She took upon herself to "borrow" them again, without asking or giving them back after i got to work.

Need to set her laptop volume to full when she goes somewhere...

Other co-workers table is next(infront) to mine and his stuff, the plethora of assorted stuff, varying from shoes and wrapping paper under the table to lamps and scarfs ON the table, keep creeping to my side. the back of my monitor looks like a trashdump.

Suggestions taken for appropriate measures for boundary control.

3: Coughing bastards.

When has it become a norm to cough without covering your mouth? Our boss keeps walking about the place, hacking and coughing with his yaptrap wide like hiltons poonanny.

Need to find a cork to stuff in that hole...and then work on my boss.

/rant

 

[aika]

here is the solution

 

[Uara]

Yeah, the only option is to shoot them in the face!

 

[old.Tohtori]

If i go for the postal mode, i'll use a 12g double-barreled Remington.

Aka...the boomstick

 

[Amanita]

That thing does have unlimited rounds. Good choice!

Edit: OMG I am going to have to enjoy an Evil Dead marathon soon.

 

[old.Tohtori]

That thing does have unlimited rounds. Good choice!

Edit: OMG I am going to have to enjoy an Evil Dead marathon soon.

There's always time for an Ed marathon

Actually it is rather unlimited, in real life too, if you only shoot one and keep one in the barrel ready for "interrupting your loading time" people

Also if all else faisl chainsaw ain't a bad choice either.

 

[CorNokZ]

if you decide to go mental Toht, please go for the highscore! It's 33 atm, but I reckon that with a boomstick in your hand you'd be able to beat that in an instant

 

[old.Tohtori]

if you decide to go mental Toht, please go for the highscore! It's 33 atm, but I reckon that with a boomstick in your hand you'd be able to beat that in an instant

Around 40 peeps in office so, might be a tight one. Oh well, always can lob a few grenades down the stairs and take out the neighboring office, afterall, they're probably a-holes too

Disclaimer: This post is not real. I'm not planning on going mental and killing my co-workers. This is a joke, morbid, but a joke none the less. Any legal use of this post is not possible, including the anti-t law.

 

[Thorwyn]

Uhm...

If you´re going mental... please.. PLEASE! delete all shooters from your computer, or even better: delete all games from your computer.

Download 50 gigs of Country music instead before you go off.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Uhm...

If you´re going mental... please.. PLEASE! delete all shooters from your computer, or even better: delete all games from your computer.

Download 50 gigs of Country music instead before you go off.

Nah, i've got a plan for that;

britney spears, n'sync, other generic pop artists on computer.

Stack shelves with educational things like science books, encyclopedias and write a blog about how "Racism is making me testy" and how "Lack of pg18 games made me seek violence elsewhere"

 

[Amanita]

Awesome.

But I still need a t-shirt that says "I play video games and I am getting angry!" to get me to the front of the queue for coffee.

 

[pikeh]

Awesome.

But I still need a t-shirt that says "I play video games and I am getting angry!" to get me to the front of the queue for coffee.

Hahah

 

[Hawkwind]

Solutions.
1. see 4.
2. Drive Nails through each Headphone, should have the appropriate Dr Phibes type death scene when she snaps them back on her head.
3. Pile the rubbish up and toss a match on it.
4. Definitely need a gun for that one. "When you absolutely gotta kill every motherf*cker in the room the.....GlamGuns.com! Guns for Girls and Glamorous Weaponry!

 

[Laddey]

If it bothers you that much then tell them! Just approach them and say!

 

[old.Tohtori]

If it bothers you that much then tell them! Just approach them and say!

Where do you think you live, a civilized society? It's either or or and nothing more, and not in that order.

 

[Laddey]

Where do you think you live, a civilized society? It's either or or and nothing more, and not in that order.

Go get your willy wet then!

 

[Huntingtons]

they are men

 

[Cozak]

if you decide to go mental Toht, please go for the highscore! It's 33 atm, but I reckon that with a boomstick in your hand you'd be able to beat that in an instant

Its a wee bit higher, but if he makes a trip ouside the office on the killing rampage he should be ok!

Competitive Spree Killing Organization - JO mamma is so fat she did a killing spree!

 

[kirennia]

Its a wee bit higher, but if he makes a trip ouside the office on the killing rampage he should be ok!

Competitive Spree Killing Organization - JO mamma is so fat she did a killing spree!

Holy shit that's a harsh website... :/

Maybe I'm being a bit too conspiracy theorist but going on websites like that... that's not going to do you many favours.

 

[Uara]

Woah, how do people even find websites like that. Thats crazy

 

[Mey]

Actually quite useful for my degree mind haha!

 

[Cozak]

Woah, how do people even find websites like that. Thats crazy

Im plotting

 

[Cozak]

Holy shit that's a harsh website... :/

Maybe I'm being a bit too conspiracy theorist but going on websites like that... that's not going to do you many favours.

Yeah lol, check the 'Resources' section