<strokes his pole>

[Roalith]

Kudos to Hendrick for crafting this lil baby, and thanks to Phoenix Legion for lending me the cash to buy it. Never in a million years thought I'd get my hands on a 16.5 DPS 100% quality slash polearm

 

[Daffeh]

wow, u should be very happy with THAT!

 

[kain_pravus]

Just don't go waving that thing at me!

How much did it cost?

 

[Generic Poster]

Well Done Roalith!

Not many people in Alb deserve a weapon like that. Now drop those tools and get to lv50 dammit

 

[Bodzilla]

Can I 'borrow' it?

 

[Solid]

Get Level 50 and RR5 and you can actually start enjoying the real benefits of a level 51 masterpiece weapon

 

[Roalith]

Fancy helping me with the latter part of that Solid? Only 4k or so RP to RR3

 

[Thorulf]

Hmm ... only me that misunderstood the subject ;-) ?

 

[erl]

16.5 DPS

A pole that does 16.5 Dips Per Second? Oh my, poor girlie

 

[old.Iunliten]

Expecting some gay pron and get a silly alb and his new weapon can you get more disappointed?

 

[old.Atrox]

Originally posted by old.Iunliten
Expecting some gay pron and get a silly alb and his new weapon can you get more disappointed?

 

[Roalith]

First victim of TEH POLE!

 

[kain_pravus]

349 (-48) normal damage as a tank, your not level 50? I don't care if I'm a thane I'm having that weapon.

 

[Roalith]

Level 48

Not sure what level/class Cerbie was, recall him being orange con but shrug.

 

[Solid]

Roalith I would love to duel you one day, with my super sexy 29% Slash resist Could make that SexyPole look like a wheener

 

[Roalith]

That's when I whip the thruster out and pray my dmg variance isn't too bad.

Fnar fnar

 

[Nice Guy Eddie!]

Pole-axes rock
They hit friggan hard, even on Midgard chain wearing classes,

IMO there the hardest hitting weapon type

 

[mid_Efour]

murderer

You Rez killed Cerbie Shes a very nice dwarf healer lady, Big pole or not im coming for you!

(PS Plz dont hit me with it i just want to be freinds)

 

[svendoc]

Fancy picking on a poor defenseless Healer Poor cerbie.

If you want to go one on one with a healer I am happy to kick your butt

 

[j000 d000d]

<strokes his staff>

 

[Roalith]

It was in DF Efour, whaddya expect

 

[old.Hendrick]

<bows>

It's these kind of posts that make a crafter's life worth living. <sniff>

 

[Solid]

Heres a merry Festive Salute to all the Crafters

WE LOVE J00!!

 

[Roalith]

I know Hendy, I am one

 

[Yussef]

Roalith! My 100% Sabre will reduce your Poleaxe to firewood!

RAH!

 

[Rigon-Noir-]

Err, Roalith, Cerbie's a she mate, look closer at where the end of your broom handle is hitting, they're whats know as tits ( i know, its difficult, you thought tits were what all the albs were called right).

Anyway, as Cerbie's been a great servant to many many poeple in Midgard, there is now a reward out for you death, and for every subsequent death after, preferably ress kills as that seems to be how YOU like your pray


Watch your back, well find ya

 

[Roalith]

MON THEN!!!!!!

I'm a ready for ya!

<gives his pole a nice vigorous rubbing session>

With a whetstone, of course

 

[Murcalumis]

Originally posted by Tidus Morgahna
Err, Roalith, Cerbie's a she mate, look closer at where the end of your broom handle is hitting, they're whats know as tits ( i know, its difficult, you thought tits were what all the albs were called right).

Anyway, as Cerbie's been a great servant to many many poeple in Midgard, there is now a reward out for you death, and for every subsequent death after, preferably ress kills as that seems to be how YOU like your pray


Watch your back, well find ya

Sigurd?

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Tidus Morgahna
Err, Roalith, Cerbie's a she mate, look closer at where the end of your broom handle is hitting, they're whats know as tits ( i know, its difficult, you thought tits were what all the albs were called right).

Anyway, as Cerbie's been a great servant to many many poeple in Midgard, there is now a reward out for you death, and for every subsequent death after, preferably ress kills as that seems to be how YOU like your pray


Watch your back, well find ya

Bring it on!!! Phoenix Legion loves a rumble!!!

MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<grins madly>

Jup.

 

[cerbie]

How nice of you, I saw you all coming when I logged in, didn't had a change to acted.

So, as a crafter myself, I think its nice for the one who made your weapon.

But I suggest you try it out on someone who can deal with you, not on a healer, who got attacked by a bunch of uncontrolled wild men.

I will really love it to mezz you for a long long time.

Lucky for me not every alb is like that.



Cerbie
Healer 50

Proud member of the White Rose.

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