Stroke of luck (note, not wankathon related!)

swords

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I've just been offered a summer job by one of my lecturers randomly as he passed me on campus today. Has anyone else had a recent random boon or sudden bonus thrust upon them by the forces of fate?
 

Calaen

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So what you are saying here.. I am guessing is code for your lecturer just told you he wants to thrust his wanger in your face and you will receive a bonus for taking a facefull?
 

Mojo

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I've just been offered a summer job by one of my lecturers randomly as he passed me on campus today. Has anyone else had a recent random boon or sudden bonus thrust upon them by the forces of fate?

I started a new job last year, 3 weeks after i started they finalised a sale and gave everyone a 100% bonus, they didn't want me to feel left out so gave me a 25% bonus.........after only 3 weeks my first pay cheque was for about 9.5k

NICE!

:D
 

Bahumat

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I just had a shit and it was like a honey colour. Felt like i've lost a stone!
 

Nate

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I didn't get paid my mileage, so I rung up the bird to sort it out and she wasn't there so I left a message! I don't really know what the news is yet, but I guess it'll be good when she rings back.
 

Bahumat

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forgot to say "GRATZ" to everyone who has something good happen to them :)
 

Overdriven

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I got my ass kicked on most PS2 games I played yesterday, I have no luck. Though, I just played CS:S and finished first a few times. xD
 

Ezteq

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i got funding to take the ECDL to help me get in to uni next year from the library boss.

tbh ive been having a really fat lucky streak lately, maybe i have just stopped paying attention to the crap stuff and focusing on the good stuff, who knows but its nice :)
 

old.Tohtori

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Well i heard i'm gonna probably be kicked out of my apartment on the same day i got an interview to a major game developer :eek7:

I've got karma and cosmic balance stuck so far up my a** that everything balances itself out right on spot.
 

Naetha

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You guys are stealing all my good luck :(

Added to that, I seem to have completely lost the ability to touch type any longer - it took me about 5 minutes just to type this out, and had to re-type almost every single word.

Bleh :(
 

old.Tohtori

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You guys are stealing all my good luck :(

Added to that, I seem to have completely lost the ability to touch type any longer - it took me about 5 minutes just to type this out, and had to re-type almost every single word.

Bleh :(

Maybe we should steal your booze instead :D
 

Urgluf

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Last night at a party, I got humped by 2 drunk fat chics... talking about luck :puke:
 

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