Stress

[Meggey]

Whats the best way to destress myself haha. im so bored seriously

 

[Ezteq]

*puts on ancient tibetan monk accent*

follow these simple steps young grasshopper and you will see the stress from your life evaporate like dew in the morning sun


-hot bath with lavender oil or bubbles
-floppy (preferably huge) shirt/tshirt
-pizza or ice cream... or both depending on level of stress
-miss congeniality, or similar feel good chick comedy.

 

[Dudley52]

Go in the garden and relax on a sunbed.

 

[Bahumat]

Have a danger wank

 

[Laddey]

Go in the garden and relax on a sunbed.

a sunbed outside?

 

[Ezteq]

i knew it i knew someone was going to suggest a wank!


My betting would have been Tris but he seems to have failed me on that score

 

[Chronictank]

Have a danger wank

is that like a normal wank but while suspended above barbed wire or something

 

[Ezteq]

its wanking with a cheese grater.


you dont get much more dangerous than that without bringing pirannahas and an electrical current in to the equasion... and thats just silly.

 

[Laddey]

is that like a normal wank but while suspended above barbed wire or something

I think its when you start having a wank, get half way through it and call your mom upstairs and see if you can shoot your load before she comes in the room.

 

[Dudley52]

a sunbed outside?

ok a fucking sun lounger? How does that sound?

 

[Laddey]

ok a fucking sun lounger? How does that sound?

sounds fucking easier to understand!

 

[Bahumat]

is that like a normal wank but while suspended above barbed wire or something

its wanking with a cheese grater.


you dont get much more dangerous than that without bringing pirannahas and an electrical current in to the equasion... and thats just silly.

Haha Danger Wank is something that was told to me by my ex. Her friends partners work colleague does this.

This guy does weird things, one is Danger Wank. The idea is to try and "beat the clock" if you get my meaning. He might be at his house, then start playing the one armed bandit, then ask one of his mates downstairs to come help him with something. He has to finish before they get to wherever he is.

He also does the "spiderman", shoots his load into his hand and then throws it at someone.

 

[Mikah75]

lol in my household its just wanking with your door open or unlocked as everyones always going in and out of rooms so if someones not been seen for a while people will go check it out.
or when my friend comes round he'll just have a wank while you're having a nap, or asleep behind him, he doesnt care

 

[Ezteq]

lol this girl i used to work with had a funny story about that

she had a mate (guy) who used to sleep over at her house but they were just friends (he fancied her, she did the whole "your like a brother" so he hung about like a sheep hoping she'd see the error of her ways, anyway...)

so he was sleeping over one night after they'd been out and he wakes up in the middle of the night and the beds shaking and he thinks omfg she's tossing one off! and he doesnt know what to do, i mean whats polite in that situation "cough, hello im awake" or just lay still as a stone and ignore it? anyway it got really violent so he was like Erm are you ok? turns over and she's fast asleep scratching her head like theres no tomorrow lol, so much for the dreams of joining in, maybe a james bond type line "can i offer you some assistance?"

 

[Sparx]

Haha Danger Wank is something that was told to me by my ex. Her friends partners work colleague does this.

This guy does weird things, one is Danger Wank. The idea is to try and "beat the clock" if you get my meaning. He might be at his house, then start playing the one armed bandit, then ask one of his mates downstairs to come help him with something. He has to finish before they get to wherever he is.

He also does the "spiderman", shoots his load into his hand and then throws it at someone.

HAHAHAH brilliant

Oh and the spiderman in the UK is called Seagulling

 

[Sparx]

lol this girl i used to work with had a funny story about that

she had a mate (guy) who used to sleep over at her house but they were just friends (he fancied her, she did the whole "your like a brother" so he hung about like a sheep hoping she'd see the error of her ways, anyway...)

so he was sleeping over one night after they'd been out and he wakes up in the middle of the night and the beds shaking and he thinks omfg she's tossing one off! and he doesnt know what to do, i mean whats polite in that situation "cough, hello im awake" or just lay still as a stone and ignore it? anyway it got really violent so he was like Erm are you ok? turns over and she's fast asleep scratching her head like theres no tomorrow lol, so much for the dreams of joining in, maybe a james bond type line "can i offer you some assistance?"

I bet he was absolutely gutted

 

[Ezteq]

lol the Spiderman thing, i heard of a game called cobwebbing

basically you get a blowjob and when she's got a mouthfull of man batter you throw pepper in her face... the result it a handfull of "cobwebs"

disgustibubble!

 

[tris-]

Whats the best way to destress myself haha. im so bored seriously

fuck your self with a cucumber. its bound to be better than your **** of a boyfriend.

 

[Golena]

Only on FH can you go from this:

-hot bath with lavender oil or bubbles
-floppy (preferably huge) shirt/tshirt
-pizza or ice cream... or both depending on level of stress
-miss congeniality, or similar feel good chick comedy.

to this:

lol the Spiderman thing, i heard of a game called cobwebbing

basically you get a blowjob and when she's got a mouthfull of man batter you throw pepper in her face... the result it a handfull of "cobwebs"

disgustibubble!

in a single page of posting!

 

[Marc]

Fill your boyfriend in

 

[Mikah75]

no sparx seagulling is different, its when you cum in your hand and splat it on someones head and go SEAGULLLL! where spiderman is where you fling it like a web at someone lol
my friends little 14 year old brother always goes up to his mum and shouts seagul and spams her head lol so funny, no cum obviously though

 

[Bahumat]

Sometimes reading a book or watching a film you enjoy helps. Or something to take your mind off whatevers stressing you out. Maybe swimming....or a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's!

 

[Laddey]

fuck your self with a cucumber. its bound to be better than your **** of a boyfriend.

Harsh man, just cause you can't get it up

Fill your boyfriend in

She always does. She looks good in the pants.

 

[tris-]

Harsh man, just cause you can't get it up

i do now. i just load up meggeys pics

 

[Laddey]

i do now. i just load up meggeys pics

Lovely, thats all you'll be doing from now on considering you got owned by text! haha <3 !

 

[tris-]

Lovely, thats all you'll be doing from now on considering you got owned by text! haha <3 !

actually i found a new porn site like uporn except its animal porn.

 

[Laddey]

actually i found a new porn site like uporn except its animal porn.

Share?

 

[echome]

A wank or sex as said before would be my advice aswell. Or perhaps just take a walk and look at the pretty flowers... bring Ez tbh.

 

[Himse]

Get a punchbag.

Or use Laddey.

 

[Calaen]

Whats the best way to destress myself haha. im so bored seriously

An orgasm always works for me.