Story Time!

[El_Coolio]

(OK, i shall give the first line to the story the rest of you, make up the rest)

There once was a little man called ted.......


(ok now follow it along!)

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

...who only had 24 hours left to live after being injected with the deadly virus by a tramp during a mugging.

 

[fiddlesticks]

who went for a bath and drowned....end of story

 

[fiddlesticks]

He smelt after the mugging so went for a bath and drowned....end of story

 

[fiddlesticks]

He smelt after the mugging so went for a bath and drowned....end of story

 

[fiddlesticks]

wooops, crappy comp lagged

 

[El_Coolio]

Then a smelly old dwarf friar gave him a rez,
And he said "thy shall not take drugs and kill thy self again"

So, now ted is on his way to meet his buddys at the local hunting club...

 

[Esoteric]

who shagged a prostitute then shot her in the head, stole all her money and then bought a month's stay at a reasonable inn/pub. Then used the rest of the money to start himself up dealing in cannabis. He's now started a small cannabis plantation on a small thai island, buying the silence off of the government and has sex regularly with his thai girlfriends and he eats thai food alot.

 

[El_Coolio]

God damn sick minded bastards...

Poor flippen Ted,

 

[Kharok Svark]

Then suddenly Ted realized he was a Dog ...

... maybe even Ted the Dog ...

... and started licking his Balls !

 

[El_Coolio]

I HATE YOU ALL

BURN IN HELL

 

[Gadd]

they were lovely and tasty well more tasty than the dog food given to him buy a luri

 

[Esoteric]

Being a dog, ted realised after a while he only had three legs. One day he decided to hop around outside, he was quietly nosing a ball round the garden, when all of a sudden a vicious pack of cats came along and mauled him to death. Poor old three legged ted couldnt run fast enough to get away. Now he's in a sausgae factory somewhere in the UK waiting to be processed.

 

[Kharok Svark]

... the sausage factory however, was a cover for DNA testing on duplicating an army of mad Dog clones inteant on taking over the Middle east ...

 

[old.Sko]

...Named Pidogs as on average they had 3.1415 legs ....

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

But just as the army was ready to take over the world, Sadam Hussain dropped several billion anthrax spores on them.

Everyone died and the US government burned and salted the ground. No-one was ever allowed on that ground again thus stopping any person from ever resurrecting Ted ever again.

 

[Kharok Svark]

But, Ted had a secret twin ...

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

...that had aids.

He died shortly after the reading of this story.

 

[Kharok Svark]

Yet just enough DNA still existed ...

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

oh for fuck sake...

erm...

But it was destroyed by a religious cult claiming cloning and everything to do with DNA was wrong.

 

[Kharok Svark]

LOL

And anyway after the last peice of DNA was used, it ended up being DNA from Elvis and not Ted, so everyone gave up and went home.

A-Hu-Hu

 

[arladon]

But after enough research, a mad scientist from sweden wearing a anti-biologicalweapons-suit entered the area and found some more of ted's DNA, so he reconstructed ted and injected him with a "leg-growing-serum". So now the 4 legged Ted went out on an adventure with his cloth armor and Teeth of "lot'sofpain"....