Stop having sex before marrage!!!

Gamah

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Don't turn my thread into some fagthread..back to jesus!
 

wodzie

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By natures law.. not just men, but all male species.. 90% have the urgency to plant their seeds as often and as much as possible, going by the theory only the strongest survive..

Therefore, my conclusion is - males want to be monogamous, they just cant...

From experience, reading and talking to various women ... they are worse..

Final conclusion - Hell will be one fun place to go!
 

Dandare

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Marc said:
Im of the opinion that 100% of all men, if offered it on a plate and their missus would not find out would take it.
Well I never did until the very end of an 8 year marridge, but had found out a lot of stuff by then.
But was just being cynical really with the comment I made :)
I do believe there is someone out there for everyone and getting married does really work with the right person.
 

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leave ppl alone who belive in a relegion. its their choice.. that said.. ppl who feels the need to ring my door bell and try and convince me, should be prepared to get tatooed with a soldering iron. (that way i can also see if they been at my house before)
 

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wodzie said:
By natures law.. not just men, but all male species.. 90% have the urgency to plant their seeds as often and as much as possible, going by the theory only the strongest survive..

Therefore, my conclusion is - males want to be monogamous, they just cant...

From experience, reading and talking to various women ... they are worse..

Final conclusion - Hell will be one fun place to go!
i watched some tv program where it was infact the women that slept around trying to find the best specimen to get the best young, and the men stayed with the same mate as to try keep his offspring going and not mr muscle around the corner**
















** i think the show was about insects and animals though
 

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Gamah said:
You'll go to hell mates!
ohh btw bible does not mention sex before marige, mentions "though shall not commit adultery" (or something like that). wich you can interprid in many ways...
 

Jeremiah

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People in biblical times were married by 16 - so I'd imagine there wasnt a lot of hand-loving going on then :D
 

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My commandments;

Thou shall not give a shit;
Thou shall consume ridiculous amounts of alchol;
Thou shall shag beautiful women;
Thou shall also shag not so pretty women, aided by commandment #2
Thou shall spam Freddyshouse
 

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Girafmad said:
ohh btw bible does not mention sex before marige, mentions "though shall not commit adultery" (or something like that). wich you can interprid in many ways...
Actually, "Thou shall not commit adultery" is pretty straightforward...not really to much room for interpretation there.
 

Dandare

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Jeremiah said:
People in biblical times were married by 16 - so I'd imagine there wasnt a lot of hand-loving going on then :D
Amen to that lol :)
But does that mean me and my girlfriend(both 31) have to remain wankers until we get married :)
 

tris-

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Girafmad said:
leave ppl alone who belive in a relegion. its their choice..

exactly, A CHOICE. if someone makes a choice you can criticise and give oppinions as much as you like.
 

Muylaetrix

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believe in god, believe in dwarfs, believe in faeries, believe in ufo`s, believe elvis will come back, all the same.

To have an unproven (and highly unlikely) concept alter your view on reality and guidy your actions makes you suitable for therapy and potentially too dangerous to walk on the street whithout a leash, imho.

As me friend John once said `imagine... no religion`, damn this world would be a lot more peacefull.



oh,
and,
NO sex untill mariage unless they pay for it ! home fucking is killing prostitution ffs !
 

Mey

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Religion promotes no sex before marriage becuase it promotes the nuclear family.
 

tris-

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nuclear family sux. random sexoring ftw
 

Jeremiah

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Muylaetrix said:
believe in god, believe in dwarfs, believe in faeries, believe in ufo`s, believe elvis will come back, all the same.

To have an unproven (and highly unlikely) concept alter your view on reality and guidy your actions makes you suitable for therapy and potentially too dangerous to walk on the street whithout a leash, imho.

As me friend John once said `imagine... no religion`, damn this world would be a lot more peacefull.



Must..... resist.... discussion... that will go no where.... :D
 

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Marc said:
Im of the opinion that 100% of all men, if offered it on a plate and their missus would not find out would take it.

Say 99% and I can believe that I'm in the 1%.

Say 100%, and I'm sorry, can't believe I don't exist.

I married her cos I wanted to be married to her, not cos I didn't get another offer.

Darzil
 

Jeremiah

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Its nice to see all the married men defending their woman! :D
 

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Marc said:
Im of the opinion that 100% of all men, if offered it on a plate and their missus would not find out would take it.

If you think that you are either
A. Never had sex.
B. Are a weak dimwhitted spineless slimy turd of a man.
C. Uglyer then Chuck Norris shaved...

take your pick
 

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Marc said:
Im of the opinion that 100% of all men, if offered it on a plate and their missus would not find out would take it.
Dude, there is a concept called loyality. Might be unknown to you but sure isn't to 100% of the male population on this planet.

Let's be serious. Once you're past the 'butterflies in the stomach feeling' chemical imbalance people call love there are other things that matter. If you value a fuck over these then in my eyes you are a sad and weak individual.

Edit: On the topic... I think many aspects of the bible are somewhat outdated. And tbh so is marriage. :)
 

Gamah

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If some bitch was like...yeah fuck me hard, I wouldn't.. I have loyalty.
 

Jeremiah

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Gamah said:
If some bitch was like...yeah fuck me hard, I wouldn't.. I have loyalty.


Thats cos loyalty doesnt exist in your dreams :)
 

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Jeremiah said:
Thats cos loyalty doesnt exist in your dreams :)

hoho! I tell all the girls I have a rr9 minstrel and a rr8 bainshee..insta sex.
 

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Phooka said:
If you think that you are either
A. Never had sex.
B. Are a weak dimwhitted spineless slimy turd of a man.
C. Uglyer then Chuck Norris shaved...

take your pick

You have met Marc before then, uncanny description ;)

Sowwy Marcy, ya know we luvs ya :fluffle:
 

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Is this thread somehow provoked by a recent episode of Penn + Teller: Bullshit? ;)

God, that show rocks.
 

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