Stoopid Pommies!

[M4nimal]

Anto and Micko are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.

Anto has a brainwave and says to Micko "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".

Micko duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Anto is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Anto sticks his head around the door and sees Micko running from bus to bus to bus looking very worried.

"What the bleedin' hell are you doing Micko, get a move on!" to which Micko replies "I can't find a number 27 anywhere Anto" whereupon

Anto, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You f**king idiot Micko, steal a number 42 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way"

 

[Gef]

J.O.T.D ?

 

[M4nimal]

I guess??

:spin:

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I found it funny though

(JOTD)

 

[xane]

Funny, but can't quite get the connection between "pommies" and the use of irish names (with an "o" stuck on the end), probably would be funnier if the ethnic element had been left out completely.

(next week, the social and political/economic analysis of the "'fraid not" joke).