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Stlong Whine, the best men and women Don Corleone had in his power.
Things was getting tense between the families, no one could afford letting the other one get to much power. Don Corleone was a man with respect from all of the other families.
17.45 at Don Nisses Dungeon.
Don Nisse - We need to settle things down between the families..open fights can ruin everything that we have built up.
Don Corleone bolms on his giant cigarr and walks around the table.
Don Corleone - Hmm, you have always been my ally Don Nisse, you are a honorable man. Can you talk to your people to find out whats going on? I havent seen this kind of tensity between the families in a long while..can it be?
Don Corleone and Don Nisse - DON SVENDO...
Don Svendo is famous for dirty tricks and bad business. He loved to start fights and hate between the families. He always keeps a low profile and sneaks away whenever there is danger in the air.
Later on that very same day.
Don Corleone had called for a meeting with his 8 closest men:
Laroya - had alot of contacs outside Don Corleone's turf and had a hard check on everything that was going on. The leader of the 8, who never backs of.
Larosia - Famous for the driveby on old Don Svartalf when he was trying to take over Don Corleone's casino.
Sharmy - Been working for Don Corleone since she was picked up from the streets at the age of 5. Loyal until the end. The person Don Corleone sends out when he needs something vandalised.
Grumoz - Also known as "Butty Fist of Fury". Knocked out Don Drakulvs 3 closest men after 5 bottles of vodka. Hangs with his personal gang Grumoz Demons that usually gathers around Darkness Falls to rob people.
Enid - Singer and that used to work in the Don's Casino. Now she works as a brain for the 8. She is the head of all operations outside Don Corleone's turf.
Aagje - Used to be a pimp before she started working for Don Corleone. Now she does advanced hits and never gets spottet. But will always be remembered as a filthy pimp.
Kalgsor - The man who Don Corleone sends out when he needs something fixed. Can be eveything from minor abuse till mass chaos.
Reebs - Don Corleone's right hand. Loyal and blindly follows Don Corleone's word. The person they send out when they need information about various things..with physical methods.
Don Corleone sat down in his chair while the 8 men/women gathered in his room.
Laroya - Don, what is this all about, I can see something is bothering you.
Don Corleone - I am afraid that Don Svendo is back in town?
Reebs - Don Svendo..hmm I thought he started to make a living of that Lurikeen prostitutes. He could have retired.
Don Corleone - Yes, I guess he couldnt live up to be a good pimp, the Luris left him early.
Larosia - What do you want us to do? A driveby at his place, a bomb or what?
Sharmy - Hmm...can be risky, at thi time we dont want things to explode between the families.
Don Corleone - Exactly. I want you to visit him..if you know what I mean. I want him sleeping with the fishes before you return.
Things was getting clear now, Don Corleone have had enough of Don Svendos dirty business.
The day after, early morning outside Don Svendos place.
Kalgsor - Ok, now is the time to bust some caps. No mercy at all!
As they entered the dungeon there was many guards waiting for them. but who could stop a bunch of 8 crazy people.
Don Svendo thug - heeyy watt yoo want mizter?
Grumoz went up to him, stood toe-to-toe to the furry thug
Grumoz - Bitch, I am Mike Tyson!
Grumoz knocked the thug out faster then you can say vagina in russian. And after that, chaos is a nice word to use for the little "event".
After hours of fighting Don Svendos thugs they finally reached the basement where Don Svendo was having his office. They kicked in the door and found out that not a living soul was in there.
Enid - Ok, this is bad. He knew we was coming.
Laroya - Indeed..wonder if someone leaked info about this bust.
Grumoz - I can talk to my gang outside DF, they might have heard something.
Aagje - Not needed, I think we should pay a visit at Don Wolfaur first...
At that very moment some pirate walks into the room.
Pirate - I am kalgarnisageek and I wanna learn to be mobsters like you...but I am more known as DON TOMTE!
The 8 people of Stlong Whine recognized Don Tomte, he used to be a torpedo for Don Drakulvs and had good connections there before he dissapeared during Rikkii Lake show (the one wher ehusbands had been cheating and girls knows about it..its really unique)
They welcomed him to the gang and ordered him to make sure Don Corleone was safe at his place so Don Svendo could keep a closer look on what Don Drakulv was doing.
And so they went to Don Wolfaurs place to talk to him.
Don Wolfaur - Welcome to my place. I know who you are but not why you are here. So inform me why you are here and I shall see what I can do for you.
Aagje - Sup dawg?
Aagje is sitting in a corner with the fat glasses, a silkdress in pink and with a necklace made from strap-ons. Bolming on a bif cigarr.
Don Wolfaur - Well..you tell me whiteboi.
Aagje - Dont you go there mofo racist! You be trippin' aight.
Don Wolfaur - You got back to your little corner whiteboi.
Aagje - I ain't pimpin' no more, got that whiteboi?
Don Wolfaur orders 3 of his homies to kick Aagje out. Grumoz pulls out the kobbiecock of doom (the one that aint as big as Hemulens, but still a kobbiecock of doom)
Grumoz - if ya'll gonna toss my dawg out, noone of ya'll be walking normal ever again, got that?
Don Wolfaur holds his dawgs and thinks for a moment. What is worse, a cocky pimp with balls or to walk like a penguin for the rest of my life. he decides he doesnt want to walk like Don Blejsarus for the rest of his life.
kalgsor - lets get back to business, we heard Don Svendo was getting protection from some of your people..is that so?
Don Wolfaur - Absolutely not! I dont protect scum like Don Svendo, you have my word!
Enid - We will have your balls to if you lie
Don Wolfaur nervously sits down in his chair again.
Don Wolfaur - Was it something else?
Laroya - nah, we are happy for now. We will tell Don Corleone that you were to great help.
Stlong Whine raised up and went towards the exit.
Don Wolfaur - wait!
Reebs - What the fook ya'll want now?
Don Wolfaur - I did hear that Don Drakulv had a little sumsum going on in his crib..
Sharmy - ok, thanks for the information. But you know..we have no respect for a snitch. Wax em bois!
A few busted caps later Stlong Whine decided to pay Don Drakulv a visit.
When travelling towards Don Drakulvs crib the memers of Stlong Whine decided they had to check out the smaller villags around, to make sure Don Svendo would not get away easy.
On their way to recieved words from Don Corleone himself, a dawg known as Skren had been doing research on Don Corleone for some reason. The stlong whine group hadnt time to pay him a visit himself so the hired the freelancing hitmen called Charton to bring Skren this message
Don Corleone wants your wants your balls on a plate, Reebs is flying with fishes.
The last part is heavy code that means:
"holy fook, Don Nisse gave me smack from his private stash and I am soooo happy right now"
At this very moment the people in Stlong Whine is busting heavy caps on them drakulvs in the ghetto territory of Don Drakulvs crib
Until then Stlong Whine is exping..I mean searching for Don Svendo in midgard. Stay tuned, do a /who ingame if you want to see how we are doing, or drop by at #stlong-whine on irc. qnet. and just talk some shit or somehting.
Shoutout to people we have met and have meant alot to us during journey:
Derock - Leeching spanish guy from Vendo Cavern with the excuse "me no see" and "I no pull"
Saliana - Apolgized and behaved nice when their group attacked mobs we were pulling. Midgard needs people like you
The random guy in Beowulfs legion who claimed to be a hitman of Don Svendos even though he he didnt know shite of what we were talking about.
Lomaxxxx - For keeping it real, crafting etc.
Grumoz Demon - For keepig it real outside DF, you go boys.
Gro - For leeching porn from Laroma so she lags like hell
Don Nisse - For the smack to keep our lady troll happy
If you want me to remove yo from list, reply here, or ingame (Reebs) on irc in #stlong-whine under nick teal. Thanks people
Things was getting tense between the families, no one could afford letting the other one get to much power. Don Corleone was a man with respect from all of the other families.
17.45 at Don Nisses Dungeon.
Don Nisse - We need to settle things down between the families..open fights can ruin everything that we have built up.
Don Corleone bolms on his giant cigarr and walks around the table.
Don Corleone - Hmm, you have always been my ally Don Nisse, you are a honorable man. Can you talk to your people to find out whats going on? I havent seen this kind of tensity between the families in a long while..can it be?
Don Corleone and Don Nisse - DON SVENDO...
Don Svendo is famous for dirty tricks and bad business. He loved to start fights and hate between the families. He always keeps a low profile and sneaks away whenever there is danger in the air.
Later on that very same day.
Don Corleone had called for a meeting with his 8 closest men:
Laroya - had alot of contacs outside Don Corleone's turf and had a hard check on everything that was going on. The leader of the 8, who never backs of.
Larosia - Famous for the driveby on old Don Svartalf when he was trying to take over Don Corleone's casino.
Sharmy - Been working for Don Corleone since she was picked up from the streets at the age of 5. Loyal until the end. The person Don Corleone sends out when he needs something vandalised.
Grumoz - Also known as "Butty Fist of Fury". Knocked out Don Drakulvs 3 closest men after 5 bottles of vodka. Hangs with his personal gang Grumoz Demons that usually gathers around Darkness Falls to rob people.
Enid - Singer and that used to work in the Don's Casino. Now she works as a brain for the 8. She is the head of all operations outside Don Corleone's turf.
Aagje - Used to be a pimp before she started working for Don Corleone. Now she does advanced hits and never gets spottet. But will always be remembered as a filthy pimp.
Kalgsor - The man who Don Corleone sends out when he needs something fixed. Can be eveything from minor abuse till mass chaos.
Reebs - Don Corleone's right hand. Loyal and blindly follows Don Corleone's word. The person they send out when they need information about various things..with physical methods.
Don Corleone sat down in his chair while the 8 men/women gathered in his room.
Laroya - Don, what is this all about, I can see something is bothering you.
Don Corleone - I am afraid that Don Svendo is back in town?
Reebs - Don Svendo..hmm I thought he started to make a living of that Lurikeen prostitutes. He could have retired.
Don Corleone - Yes, I guess he couldnt live up to be a good pimp, the Luris left him early.
Larosia - What do you want us to do? A driveby at his place, a bomb or what?
Sharmy - Hmm...can be risky, at thi time we dont want things to explode between the families.
Don Corleone - Exactly. I want you to visit him..if you know what I mean. I want him sleeping with the fishes before you return.
Things was getting clear now, Don Corleone have had enough of Don Svendos dirty business.
The day after, early morning outside Don Svendos place.
Kalgsor - Ok, now is the time to bust some caps. No mercy at all!
As they entered the dungeon there was many guards waiting for them. but who could stop a bunch of 8 crazy people.
Don Svendo thug - heeyy watt yoo want mizter?
Grumoz went up to him, stood toe-to-toe to the furry thug
Grumoz - Bitch, I am Mike Tyson!
Grumoz knocked the thug out faster then you can say vagina in russian. And after that, chaos is a nice word to use for the little "event".
After hours of fighting Don Svendos thugs they finally reached the basement where Don Svendo was having his office. They kicked in the door and found out that not a living soul was in there.
Enid - Ok, this is bad. He knew we was coming.
Laroya - Indeed..wonder if someone leaked info about this bust.
Grumoz - I can talk to my gang outside DF, they might have heard something.
Aagje - Not needed, I think we should pay a visit at Don Wolfaur first...
At that very moment some pirate walks into the room.
Pirate - I am kalgarnisageek and I wanna learn to be mobsters like you...but I am more known as DON TOMTE!
The 8 people of Stlong Whine recognized Don Tomte, he used to be a torpedo for Don Drakulvs and had good connections there before he dissapeared during Rikkii Lake show (the one wher ehusbands had been cheating and girls knows about it..its really unique)
They welcomed him to the gang and ordered him to make sure Don Corleone was safe at his place so Don Svendo could keep a closer look on what Don Drakulv was doing.
And so they went to Don Wolfaurs place to talk to him.
Don Wolfaur - Welcome to my place. I know who you are but not why you are here. So inform me why you are here and I shall see what I can do for you.
Aagje - Sup dawg?
Aagje is sitting in a corner with the fat glasses, a silkdress in pink and with a necklace made from strap-ons. Bolming on a bif cigarr.
Don Wolfaur - Well..you tell me whiteboi.
Aagje - Dont you go there mofo racist! You be trippin' aight.
Don Wolfaur - You got back to your little corner whiteboi.
Aagje - I ain't pimpin' no more, got that whiteboi?
Don Wolfaur orders 3 of his homies to kick Aagje out. Grumoz pulls out the kobbiecock of doom (the one that aint as big as Hemulens, but still a kobbiecock of doom)
Grumoz - if ya'll gonna toss my dawg out, noone of ya'll be walking normal ever again, got that?
Don Wolfaur holds his dawgs and thinks for a moment. What is worse, a cocky pimp with balls or to walk like a penguin for the rest of my life. he decides he doesnt want to walk like Don Blejsarus for the rest of his life.
kalgsor - lets get back to business, we heard Don Svendo was getting protection from some of your people..is that so?
Don Wolfaur - Absolutely not! I dont protect scum like Don Svendo, you have my word!
Enid - We will have your balls to if you lie
Don Wolfaur nervously sits down in his chair again.
Don Wolfaur - Was it something else?
Laroya - nah, we are happy for now. We will tell Don Corleone that you were to great help.
Stlong Whine raised up and went towards the exit.
Don Wolfaur - wait!
Reebs - What the fook ya'll want now?
Don Wolfaur - I did hear that Don Drakulv had a little sumsum going on in his crib..
Sharmy - ok, thanks for the information. But you know..we have no respect for a snitch. Wax em bois!
A few busted caps later Stlong Whine decided to pay Don Drakulv a visit.
When travelling towards Don Drakulvs crib the memers of Stlong Whine decided they had to check out the smaller villags around, to make sure Don Svendo would not get away easy.
On their way to recieved words from Don Corleone himself, a dawg known as Skren had been doing research on Don Corleone for some reason. The stlong whine group hadnt time to pay him a visit himself so the hired the freelancing hitmen called Charton to bring Skren this message
Don Corleone wants your wants your balls on a plate, Reebs is flying with fishes.
The last part is heavy code that means:
"holy fook, Don Nisse gave me smack from his private stash and I am soooo happy right now"
At this very moment the people in Stlong Whine is busting heavy caps on them drakulvs in the ghetto territory of Don Drakulvs crib
Until then Stlong Whine is exping..I mean searching for Don Svendo in midgard. Stay tuned, do a /who ingame if you want to see how we are doing, or drop by at #stlong-whine on irc. qnet. and just talk some shit or somehting.
Shoutout to people we have met and have meant alot to us during journey:
Derock - Leeching spanish guy from Vendo Cavern with the excuse "me no see" and "I no pull"
Saliana - Apolgized and behaved nice when their group attacked mobs we were pulling. Midgard needs people like you
The random guy in Beowulfs legion who claimed to be a hitman of Don Svendos even though he he didnt know shite of what we were talking about.
Lomaxxxx - For keeping it real, crafting etc.
Grumoz Demon - For keepig it real outside DF, you go boys.
Gro - For leeching porn from Laroma so she lags like hell
Don Nisse - For the smack to keep our lady troll happy
If you want me to remove yo from list, reply here, or ingame (Reebs) on irc in #stlong-whine under nick teal. Thanks people