Stinking cold..

[Sawtooth]

Why is it that when the weather turns nice for the first time in ages, I get a heavy cold?

Bloody typical if you ask me.

Started with the aches all over...didnt sleep at all well last night...sore throat like someones poured petrol down my throat and lit it...plus my wife snoring didnt help me sleep much...

So I watched a DVD from 3am till 5 am (Deep Rising) shallow stuff but kept me going.

Then to cap it all I take the day off and decide to have a nap only to be woken by a double glazing saleman asking me whether I've ever thought about UPVC double glazing?

Whats that about I ask you...?
I told him "all the time but I'm seeking counciling"

Anyway maybe I'll be better tomorrow.

 

[Moving Target]

Have you got a blocked nose? If you do, instead of blowing it out, suck it all back up, works well

 

[Munkey-]

yeah. MT will cure ALL your aches and pains

*flee*

 

[Sawtooth]

Yeah suckin in works and I get a free drink too.

I'm rapidly running out of hankies, any suggestions?

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by sawtooth
Why is it that when the weather turns nice for the first time in ages,......

I get all the jobs in the hottest man made environment on earth.

Just finished a job on top of a lube oil tank (heated )working on the lube oil pump drive turbine (steam driven ), under a hydrogen compressor (at 400 deg F ) in a compressor shed (no draught )

Needless to say, Im a bit warm, and very damp.

Made the mistake of walking back to the workshop, to try to cool down, but my shorts are sooo fecking wet under my boiler suit that they starte chaffing my arse cheeks.

So now Im warm and wet with a nasty rash on me bum.

I want to go home.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Re: Re: Stinking cold..

Originally posted by Wilier
So now Im warm and wet with a nasty rash on me bum.

Sounds more like you've been Wij-loving.

 

[Wilier]

 

[Sawtooth]

My wife's promised to rub Vick on my chest....I cant wait..

 

[Testin da Cable]

gws saw matey. normally I'm the ill bwoi, you'll pardon me while I have a faint twinge of gladness that my last cold was two weeks ago. and yeah, I usually get em a)when I'm off work b)on weekends c)on holidays d)all of the above.
my advice: winge a bit, then crash in front of the telly all day long


wilier: I remember those suits eep. long undies are the danglies for them. taking then off, one looks like one has been standing under a mild waterfall for three hours or so :/

 

[old.samm]

A couple of years back I had a cold every 3 weeks in the summer, samm kept telling me it wasn't a cold but hay fever, "hay fever" I would say "never only geeks get hay fever" "try some clarityn" she would say "erm ok" i did say, and lo and behold no more summer colds. Now this may sound a stupid thing to say saw, but are you sure you haven't got hay fever?Its worth shelling out a fiver on some Clarityn just to make sure, its worth a try mate, nowt worse than colds in summer

 

[Trem]

Well once again she didn't sign out, the above was me btw

 

[Sawtooth]

Yeah I have hay fever and thats on top of the cold ...bugger eh

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by samm
A couple of years back I had a cold every 3 weeks in the summer, samm kept telling me it wasn't a cold but hay fever, "hay fever" I would say "never only geeks get hay fever" "try some clarityn" she would say "erm ok" i did say, and lo and behold no more summer colds. Now this may sound a stupid thing to say saw, but are you sure you haven't got hay fever?Its worth shelling out a fiver on some Clarityn just to make sure, its worth a try mate, nowt worse than colds in summer

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! SAMM HAS A PERSONALITY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!

oh..........tremor........YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[old.[TBUK]Boris]

Have a nice strong curry that'll clear the sinuses
lo@your response to window salesman.
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[Sawtooth]

Is it possible to OD on Beechams hot lemon. I'm starting to see things. Also my hanky supply has gone. I'm dripping over this keyboard now so I'll have to get the hairdrier out and blow on it later.

I had an awful time in Sainsburys this morning. I was mowed down by a pensioner in an electric buggy. Didnt even use her horn or anything. Everything slowed down matrix style until someone said that will be £3.90 please. Weird place Sainsburys.

Headaches back and I'm so thirsty.

Must drink water, must drin..k