Star wars galaxy addition

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censi

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A new scene has been added to the new, special edition version of TESB, to
tie in with the release of Star Wars: Episode 1.
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INT: BESPIN GANTRY

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER
towards the end of the gantry.

A quick move by VADER, chops off LUKE's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft.

LUKE backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but
straight down.

VADER: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

VADER: No... I am your father!

LUKE: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

VADER: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

LUKE: NO!

VADER: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid
of yours?

LUKE: Threepio?

VADER: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

LUKE: No...

VADER: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand,
no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade
Federation Droid Control ship!

LUKE: Well, it's not my fault...

VADER: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted
for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh
wahhh!"

LUKE: Shut up...

VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the
Jedi knights!

LUKE: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta
Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

LUKE looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

VADER: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but
you sure ain't mine...

LUKE takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

VADER looks after him.

VADER: Get a haircut!
 
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old.LandShark

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*cough*
RvR forum
*cough*

oh, and you could at least have said where you took that from ;p
 
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old.LandShark

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i find it funny, i just make it a rule never to say anything nice on one of censi's threads ;)
 
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old.Nol

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

P.S. Cerv - you have baggage mate...and it's of the emotional kind...
 
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old.Mousah

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is it just me or did that guy end up at the wrong forum? :p
 
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censi

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after a long hard day at the office following on from about 2 hours sleep last night.... I found that and it brought a smile to my face (along with 5 cans of red bull)......

To the more pedantic peeps.....Soz if its in the wrong forum :)
 
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old.tRoG

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roflmao, thats funny :)

does make you think though... luke is TEH SUXX0R!
 
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old.Ailelun

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Originally posted by censi
after a long hard day at the office following on from about 2 hours sleep last night.... I found that and it brought a smile to my face (along with 5 cans of red bull)......

To the more pedantic peeps.....Soz if its in the wrong forum :)
Click to expand...

To young for alcohol ^^ :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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censi

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Erm, No, but I needed something that gives me energy not takes it away. (Im now on my 7th can, and still 2 hours to go)

Hmm let me dig out another funny one for you 2secs look for the Macdonlads post.
 
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censi

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here we go for those that havn't seen it.

This is a transcript of an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonalds fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM! Filetype
text




NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA! But seriously, whatevers available. If I
was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first
place.

DESIRED SALARY: £185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility

SALARY: Less than i'm worth

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1.30-3.30pm, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would i be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do
you have a car that runs?'

HAVE YOU RECIEVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITIONS?: I may already be a
winner of the Readers Digest Prize Draw.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in teh Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks i'm the best thing since sliced
bread. Actually I'd like to be doing that now

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE REST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: No, but i dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
 
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censi

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also why you are here, whats the Unix (solaris) command to find the CPU usage. I used to use "top" but that dont work on this version of solaris.. Tried a "prstat" which is getting closer, but I want an overal % not the top 20 processes. grrr I hate my job and I hate unix (not one of my strengths) pls help
 
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