Help Square Metres?

[Trem]

I may be being a bit thick on this but I don't want to dash out and buy the wrong amount.

My boys bedroom is 4 metres x 3.1 metres, how much is that in total square metres?

Want to get some laminate and don't want to buy too little as each batch has slightly different colour it seems.

Insta help much appreciated.

 

[Tom]

4 * 3.1

 

[TdC]

err 12.4?

you spaz

 

[Trem]

Yeah I thought that was the way to do it but I am bloody sure when I did my patio it worked out differently, or did I work it out wrong then.......

Cheers lads.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You take out your shlong, place it next to the wall and see how many times it fits on the length of that wall.

That's your amount of "horizontal" meters.

Set it on the other wall, that's your "vertical" meters.

Calculate H*V=X and X is amount of shlong tiles needed *nods*

 

[Debaser]

Just ask for 13 rounds of laminate, you'll be fine.

 

[TdC]

surely that amounts to 26m^2?

 

[Fweddy]

You'll do far better attempting to make your own floorboards. Go cut some trees down, cut them up, plane them smooth and fit them. Don't forget to document any incidents you encounter along the way.

 

[Darthshearer]

You take out your shlong, place it next to the wall and see how many times it fits on the length of that wall.

That's your amount of "horizontal" meters.

Set it on the other wall, that's your "vertical" meters.

Calculate H*V=X and X is amount of shlong tiles needed *nods*

:lol:

 

[Raven]

12.4 of your backwards measurements!

Though always best to get it slightly bigger than you need. I hear floor laminate makes wonderful nest material.

 

[Lazarus]

if you buy extra, you could also laminate your driveway

 

[old.Osy]

Well this is a surprise.