Splatter the batter

[cHodAX]

Baby Batter Splatter | Oxygen

The UK needs to start paying for sperm donations tbfh! I could earn a fortune being a professional wanker!

 

[Nate]

Get outside Big Ben and make a sign out of your cum then take it to the man cHo! and spray some in his eyes!!!


WTF he fucking smelt it!

 

[Lamp]

I think to be a professional wanker, your muck has to be tip-top
This used to be tested scientifically, but thats proved too expensive, so now they just give it a quick taste from source.

 

[cHodAX]

I think to be a professional wanker, your muck has to be tip-top
This used to be tested scientifically, but thats proved too expensive, so now they just give it a quick taste from source.

Mine tastes like Tropicana Smooth, 100% pure.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The obesession that manhood is measured with cum, is rathr odd. Especially since a guy won't go anywhere near another mans sperm, even a fragment. Though it's completely and utterly understandable. in the whole "man vs man competition" perspective.

the prank itself, could've used some "innovation", or how do you say...idea.

 

[Amildin]

Mine tastes like Tropicana Smooth, 100% pure.

mines with bits