Speech Test

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University Speech Test

A leading university in the UK has carried out extensive research and
come out with these interesting facts:

Things difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative

b) Preliminary

c) Proliferation

d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk ..

a) Specificity

b) British Constitution

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

d) Transubstantiate

Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.

I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

 

[Cavex ElSaviour]

rofl, it started pretty serious. and Specificity
is already hard to pronounce even when sober

 

[Ezteq]

LOL heres another one "i abosoloutely must not pee on the seat or the floor"

 

[Dillinja]

Once again, the funny is unavailable.

 

[Conchabar]

uhuhu ... i dont belive it ... r u trying to be funny or smth?

 

[Vladamir]

Once again, the funny is unavailable.

Once again, nobody cares for your pointless comments. Tbh you're a new age flesh uke:

 

[Cyfr]

Speaking of which, where is he?

 

[Dillinja]

Once again, nobody cares for your pointless comments. Tbh you're a new age flesh uke:

Nobody cares for yours either. Shut up your mouth.

 

[Vladamir]

Speaking of which, where is he?

I've actually no idea, he dissappeared shortly after BW closed, if i remember correctly.

And as for Dilinja, i've just remembered who you remind me of. 18/19/20 year old male, just got his car finely tuned with sub system, colour coded interior and exterior, the works. He's going down the road, choons pumpin' away thinkin' he's the A-road massive. NOW, you on the other hand are the much younger version of this, who rides around on a 50cc 'ped thinking he's an icon, 'yeah yeah look at me on my 50cc, the old bill won't catch me, wow i can mc'.

Flame on if you must, but thats my opinion of you, judging from various other posts made by you

 

[Dillinja]

You must like me quite a lot then, judging by the fact that you take so much interest in posts made by me. 'New age Flesh'? Lol, seriously, I was around long before him and I'm considerably more well spoken and intelligent than him. I can see no comparison whatsoever. Which brings me to my conclusion that you are an idiot.

 

[Karam_Gruul]

I've actually no idea, he dissappeared shortly after BW closed, if i remember correctly.

And as for Dilinja, i've just remembered who you remind me of. 18/19/20 year old male, just got his car finely tuned with sub system, colour coded interior and exterior, the works. He's going down the road, choons pumpin' away thinkin' he's the A-road massive. NOW, you on the other hand are the much younger version of this, who rides around on a 50cc 'ped thinking he's an icon, 'yeah yeah look at me on my 50cc, the old bill won't catch me, wow i can mc'.

Flame on if you must, but thats my opinion of you, judging from various other posts made by you

i had a 125cc ped, i raped those n00b 50ccers

 

[Vladamir]

i had a 125cc ped, i raped those n00b 50ccers

125cc > 50cc. Firstly you can top 50mph legally (yes, de-restrictions are illegal, a friend of mine had too many, and his ped actually blew up ). Secondly they don't sound like either a hairdrier on wheels, or a hoverfly on helium :kissit:

 

[Ala]

LOL

Agree with Cavex, Specificity is a difficult word to pronounce straight. I pity teh foo who tries it on whilst sozzled

 

[Conchabar]

LOL

Agree with Cavex, Specificity is a difficult word to pronounce straight. I pity teh foo who tries it on whilst sozzled

huh no it aint!! im fucking stoned and i can still say it perfectly!

 

[BikerBoy aka Rhaed]

hahahaha very funny