Spam!

[Morimdin]

I'm boored and i'm making a thread, let's try to overload teh server, everyone just spam useless crap! please please please please pleaseeee! or you could whine about how lame i am, or how childish i am, or you could be a retard and whine about someone else, just prettyplease make it teh biggest thread ever! WRITE YOUR LIFE-STORY! :kissit: :worthy:

 

[Gaino]

i dont care since im drunk atm
but here i go
*spam all enemies of mids*

 

[Ardrias]

I want to feed you ice cream and stab you in the face.

 

[Archeon]

Your born,
There's a bunch of stuff that happens here,
Mid-life crisis,
Retirement,
You die.

The End.

 

[Edgar Frog]

Some would argue we are all idiots, especially you.

 

[Morimdin]

keep the nonsense going lads

 

[Dommelsch]

as you wish,

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[Ezteq]

there was an old woman who swallowed a fly, i dont know why she swallowed the fly prehaps she'll die.... she swallowed a spider which wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, to catch the fly i dont know why she swallowed the fly prehaps she'll die, she swallowed a bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, i dont know why she swallowed the fly, prehaps she'll die. she swallowed a cat to catch the bird, how absurd to swallow a bird! she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly i dont know why she swallowed the fly, prehaps she'll die, she swallowed a dog to catch the cat, fancy that! she swallowed a cat! she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, how absurd to swallow a bird! she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly i dont know why she swallowed the fly prehaps she'll die...after swallowing the dog she then went on to get a job at www.puppy-pr0n.com and began a lucrative career blowing random animals, she brought an apartment in a giant shoe and was known as "mirriam who'll swallow anything"
The End

 

[Cami]

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH :
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH :
1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :
1. Guinness.
2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
4. Pubs never close.
5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
6. No one can ever remember the night before.
7. Kill people you don't agree with.
8. Stew.
9. More Guinness.
10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

 

[Pudzy]

lol cami class

 

[Mojo]

Tom Jones > England fyi

 

[atos]

I wannabe irish.

 

[Loops]

http://www.talonsreach.co.uk/boards/forum_posts.asp?TID=1013&PN=25

 

[Graknak]

http://www.talonsreach.co.uk/boards/forum_posts.asp?TID=1013&PN=25

old, but funny

 

[Conchabar]

I wannabe irish.

haha :touch: first time ive ever heard that

 

[Cami]

http://www.talonsreach.co.uk/boards/forum_posts.asp?TID=1013&PN=25

lol

 

[glabbin]

spam?

is that some kinda ham?

 

[Straef]

there was an old woman who swallowed a fly, i dont know why she swallowed the fly prehaps she'll die.... she swallowed a spider which wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, to catch the fly i dont know why she swallowed the fly prehaps she'll die, she swallowed a bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, i dont know why she swallowed the fly, prehaps she'll die. she swallowed a cat to catch the bird, how absurd to swallow a bird! she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly i dont know why she swallowed the fly, prehaps she'll die, she swallowed a dog to catch the cat, fancy that! she swallowed a cat! she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, how absurd to swallow a bird! she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly i dont know why she swallowed the fly prehaps she'll die...after swallowing the dog she then went on to get a job at www.puppy-pr0n.com and began a lucrative career blowing random animals, she brought an apartment in a giant shoe and was known as "mirriam who'll swallow anything"
The End

lol

 

[Straef]

spam?

is that some kinda ham?

The meaty stuff that's impossible to open without cutting half ur finger off :x
for me anyways