Spam-u-like

[~YuckFou~]

We all get them, spam.
Any interesting ones today?

Out of 156 since I last checked my spam email addy:

Apparently someone has found my families "lost" inheritance.

Julie wants me to watch her live show.

I "could" feel 10 years younger.

My Mortgage is approved.

I need Pherenomes

I could be starring in a porno tomorrow.

Caitlyn wants me to watch my huge meat slide.......

I've won 4 free air tickets and a $100 spending spree.

rmx will give me a free blow job.

Dimitri wants to show me how to add 3inches overnight.

I'm overwhelmed with debt, buts its OK because there is an answer.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

I'd follow them all up, if they all come through, that's gotta be at least a weekend's worth of fun

 

[legendario]

the unsubscribe links at the bottom of those emails do actually work

 

[doh_boy]

the ones on mine don't,

I've had to set-up a whole hotmail account to put all my spam in,
whenever I have to give an email address and I don't want to I just give it, then every week I go an delete everything in the inbox.

 

[GDW]

Sadly no free blow jobs for me today but my fav of the day is

Stop Your Hair Loss Today! To Find Out How .....

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by legendario
the unsubscribe links at the bottom of those emails do actually work

Never ever ever ever unsubscribe.

They then know that they have a valid email, you are know as a responder. Unsubscribe to 1 gets you 20 more new ones.

 

[GDW]

^^^^he speaketh the truth.

 

[Moving Target]

Commando Pro Knife Set! 80% Off Retail!

Try AOL 7.0 FREE for 1,000 Hours!

Webcam Girls 6725bOSi0-131-12

J Lo gets caught giving a new dancer a blow job!

What's your IQ?

Cool, eh?

 

[old.Jas]

Heres a quick browse though my spam filter folder. Powered by http://www.cloudmark.com

Hit the jackpot - I could win big
This is a special funny website. I hope you would like it. (no link supplied)
Mcafee give you the W32.Elkern removal tools (W32.Elkern infected)
wow em this fall - As seen NBC, CBS, CNN, and even Oprah, Reverses aging while burning fat
Do You Want To Teach and Grow Rich?
GET YOUR MERCHANT ACCOUNT TODAY!
Watch Someone's PC Without Them Knowing
Buy Stocks for $4 and Win Miles on Alaska Airlines! (x4)
!!! krótko o zarabianiu w sieci !!!
B.R.I.T.N.E.Y S.P.E.A.R N.A.K.E.D

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by old.Jas
!!! krótko o zarabianiu w sieci !!!

Sounds interesting

 

[old.Jas]

Indeed. I soon availed myself of thier product after they sold it to me like this -

Witam!
Nie masz wp³ywu na to, czy dostajesz spam,
ale mo¿esz za ka¿dy taki mail otrzymaæ wynagrodzenie.
Wystarczy siê zapisaæ: https://logomedia.iq.pl/zapisuje.html
Jak zbierzesz 50 z³, otrzymasz je przekazem pocztowym.
Jeœli nie zdo³asz w ci¹gu miesi¹ca uzbieraæ tej sumy,
wszystko przechodzi na nastêpny miesi¹c.
Jeœli zapiszesz siê, w punkcie czwartym formularza
rejestracyjnego wpisz ten numer: 175517
Pozdrawiam!
Zadowolony u¿ytkownik.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by old.Jas
Indeed. I soon availed myself of thier product after they sold it to me like this -

Witam!
Nie masz wp³ywu na to, czy dostajesz spam,
ale mo¿esz za ka¿dy taki mail otrzymaæ wynagrodzenie.
Wystarczy siê zapisaæ: https://logomedia.iq.pl/zapisuje.html
Jak zbierzesz 50 z³, otrzymasz je przekazem pocztowym.
Jeœli nie zdo³asz w ci¹gu miesi¹ca uzbieraæ tej sumy,
wszystko przechodzi na nastêpny miesi¹c.
Jeœli zapiszesz siê, w punkcie czwartym formularza
rejestracyjnego wpisz ten numer: 175517
Pozdrawiam!
Zadowolony u¿ytkownik.

I see your point

 

[Summo]

Wise words.

 

[old.Kez]

I've had about three spam mails in the last three years. I don't remember any of them. Though I think one of them was from an .edu asking me to come to a seminar.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
Caitlyn wants me to watch my huge meat slide.......

A meat slide? Is that some kind of eco-friendly playground equipment?

OK, sometimes you type things then regret them instantly...

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~



Never ever ever ever unsubscribe.

They then know that they have a valid email, you are know as a responder. Unsubscribe to 1 gets you 20 more new ones.

I was being facesious...god I thought you lot would know i'm never serious.

 

[GDW]

Originally posted by legendario


I was being facesious...god I thought you lot would know i'm never serious.

Are you being serious now?

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle


Are you being serious now?

I dont know

*confused*:uhoh:

 

[nath]

There's a very interesting feature on this dodgy linux oulook clone called K-mail or something similar. It basically allows you to fake an undeliverable type e-mail to send as a reply. I had a look at it and it's fairly convincing. Probably quite handy for this sorta shite

 

[old.Jas]

Just got a great piece of spam -

From : Ndiaye Fofanah [fondiaye@usa.com]
Subject : Investment Bond

Compliments,

With a humbled heart and spirit I commit myself this day to write to you asking for your benevolent and kind consideration of my plight for assistance. I am making this contact on behalf of my
family not minding the consequences but hoping that you would understand our predicament and come to our aid. I would equally want to apologize for any inconvenience or embarrassment this
might cause your person, as we neither know each other personally nor have had any previous contact or correspondence.

By deposition, I am Mrs. Ndiaye Fofanah, wife of deceased Sheik Ibrahim Fofanah, who until his unfortunate death on the 11th of February 2001 was the former RUF Ambassador to the Republic
of Ivory Coast. He was murdered by his rebel friends when he went to Makeni to take up an appointment as Chairman of the RUF High Command. It is widely spread and this is the truth that my
husband's death was politically manipulated and that the CCP Chairman Johnny Paul Koroma may have a hand in it. This lead to my family having to relocate to a rural settlement in neighbouring
Ghana.

Considering the ongoing political wrangling in Sierra Leone after the just concluded election, the atmosphere is not suitable for my children and me to return to Sierra Leone considering the
foregone incidence. Thus our being in exile in Ghana till I have found a way of securing my family's future. We were moved to Ghana through the assistance of some UN Officials where I am
currently.

In April 2002, while going through my husband's confidential documents, I discovered a Certificate of Deposit regarding a set of two boxes with the description of "antique materials" in a Security
Firm in a European country. A personal handwritten memo by my husband indicated that there was a total of US$37,250,000.00 (Thirty Seven Million Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand US
Dollars) in cash as the real content of the boxes. This was done so as to disguise the real content of the boxes for security reasons. Presently it is safe and the content undisclosed to the Security
Firm.

With the situation I have found the children and myself, I am using this opportunity to ask for your assistance in putting up a formidable claim for the collection of these boxes from the Security Firm
in Europe. You will be expected to invest it in your portfolio on my behalf while maintaining my anonymity in your proposed business undertaking. My situation is very desperate and I am
incapacitated by the situation, as I do not have the know-how to handle such amount of money.

I am soliciting your assistance in terms of logistics and materials to be able to collect the consignment from the Security Firm. All documents concerning the consignment are intact with me. I shall
be very grateful to hear from you by forwarding your response to my alternative email address at fondiaye@excite.com as soon as possible.

Thanks for your anticipated understanding and cooperation in this respect.

Yours sincerely,

MRS. NDIAYE FOFANAH

 

[GDW]

Classic. We may all laugh but total dimwits actually respond to this. Mrs Fanny or whatever her name is is getting rich now

 

[old.Jas]

Its factually correct as well

Apart from the US$37,250,000 I would guess

 

[Moving Target]

I got one of those. I started replying and they replied back. I am now US$37,250,000 richer.

 

[Summo]

My god! That same woman contacted Damini a while back! Sad to hear her plight continues...

 

[Sar]

I was feeling left out, cos I'd heard of those Nigerian scams for months, yet never received any.




Imagine my joy (nay luck!) when I received not one, but TWO!!

EMAIL-;simonmadin67@mail.com

Dear Sir,

I am Mr. Simon Amadin. Bank Manager of Diamond Bank of
Nigeria, Lagos Branch. I have urgent and very
confidential business proposition for you. On June 6,
1997, a FOREIGN Oil consultant/contractor, Mr. Barry
Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve
calendar months, valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty-
five Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I
sent a routine notification to his forwarding address
but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder
and finally we discovered from his contract employers, that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as an Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits of this old man’s labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits, which will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of two Attorneys for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world, which you will provide, will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address below. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply via my email:

Thanks and regards.

MR.SIMON AMADIN.

And:

P.C.NICOLE
TEL:00871 762 336 533
FAX:00871 762 336 535

EMAIL_c_nicole@hotmail.com

ATT: THE PRESIDENT/CEO

DEAR SIR,

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE
OF IT`S NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET THOUGH I KNOW
THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND
WORRIED BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.
WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION.

LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MY SELF TO YOU I AM MR P. C. NICOLE AN
ACCOUNTANT WITH THE AMALGAMATED BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA (ABSA), DOCEX,
JOHANNESBURG. I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND
REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION WHICH INVOLVE THE
TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM
CONFIDENCE.

THE PROPOSITION
A FOREIGNER, LATE ENGINEER JOHNSON CREEK AN OIL MERCHANT/CONTRACTOR WITH THE
GOVERNMENT OF SOUTH AFRICA, UNTILL HIS DEATH SIX YEARS AGO IN A GHASTLY AIR
CRASH, (ETHIOPIAN AIRLINE BOEING 767 ON THE NOVEMBER 23RD 1996)
BANKED WITH
US HERE AT ABSA BANK. DOCEX, JOHANNESBURG. AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE OF
US$31,500, 000 (THIRTY ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS ONLY) WHICH THE BANK UNQUESTIONABLY EXPECTS IT TO BE CLAIMED
BY ANY
AVAILABLE FOREIGN NEXT-OF-KIN OF THE LATE BENEFICIARY OR ALTERNATIVELY BE
DONATED TO A DISCREDITED TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION AT A MILITARY
WAR COLLEGE HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA. FERVENT VALUABLE EFFORT HAVE BEEN MADE BY
MY BANK TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE CREEK FAMILY OR RELATIVE BUT PROVED
TO NO AVAIL.

IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF
THE LATE ENGR. JOHNSON CREEK`S NEXT-OF-KIN, THAT THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE
INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND BOARD OF DIRECTORS, THAT AN ARRENGMENT BE MADE
FOR THE FUNDS TO BE DECLARED “UNCLAIMABLE” AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO
THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR
IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL AND TO UP LIFT THE IMAGE OF THE BANK.

IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT, SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES
AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO LATE
ENGR. JOHNSON CREEK SO THAT THE FUNDS US$31.5M WOULD BE RELEASED AND PAID
INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY NEXT-OF-KIN, ALL DOCUMENTS AND
PROVES TO ENABLE YOU GET THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT AND MORESO
WE ARE ASSURING YOU OF 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT, YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE
THE REST WILL BE FOR MY SELF AND MY COLLEAGUE FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE IN YOUR
COUNTRY.

WE HAVE AGREED THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE SHARED THUS. AFTER IT HAS BEEN
TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
1.20% FOR YOU FOR ACTING AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS.
2.5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR REIMBURSEMENT TO BOTH PARTIES FOR ANY
INCIDENTAL EXPENSES THAT MAY BE INCURRED IN THE COURSE OF THE TRANSFER,
(TELEPHONE AND FAX BILLS)
3.75% FOR US THE ORIGINATORS OF THE TRANSACTION.
IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ALRIGHT BY YOU, THEN KINDLY GET TO ME IMMEDIATELY VIA MY
EMAIL ADDRESS OR MY DIRECT CONFIDENTIAL SATELITE TELEPHONE AND FAX ABOVE AND
FURNISH ME WITH YOUR MOST CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS AND
EXCLUSIVE BANK PARTICULARS SO THAT I CAN USE THESE INFORMATIONS TO APPLY FOR
THE RELEASE AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS IN YOUR FAVOUR.

THANKING YOU IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY

MR. P. C. NICOLE

The 2nd one's in all caps, so I THINK IT MIGHT BE REALLY URGENT.

I'm thinking of replying for a laugh, and stringing the cunts along

PS: That's a cool $56.5M, or 20p by todays exchange rates.

 

[WPKenny]

So basically this is how they get the info they need to fake people's passports? They're asking for ID etc so they can forward the money to people.

Just a guess.

Dumbarses.

 

[doh_boy]

as far as I remember all they do is say "could you please send me £150, 000 just for costs then you can get the money"

so if you do that they ask you until you cop on to the fact that they're conning your arse! :s

it was on mcintiyre investigates or the cook report one of those type of programmes

 

[~YuckFou~]

Todays "offers"

Kristine would love me more if I stopped going bald

My dog could be smarter

Feed birds not the squirrels ( ? )

Tired of life with only 1 usb port?

and Jessica has solved my problem

+ all the other usual shite.


I'm guessing the fuckwit yanks love this stuff.

"Gee Mable, we should be feeding the birds, and where's the dog? "
"Ain't Jessica just a godsend Bob?"

 

[GDW]

A selection of todays spam

ADV:ADLT: CUN SHOT BONANZA!!23557

Commando Pro Knife Set! 80% Off Retail!

ADV:ADLT:SEE BALD BEAVERS!11051

man he was hot lastnite

they just keep getting better

 

[~Lazarus~]

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  Long enough already
  
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  Prolly only fat slappers
  
• cact885@qwmpzya1.com Would You Like To Live Debt Free?
  Not really (yes - sarcasm)
  
• WatchBirds Corp Feed Birds not the Squirrels
  How about feeding the squirrels to the birds
  
• Smoke free Stop smoking guaranteed...
  Sure!
  
• need@adiploma.now Become a member of the UDP program
  Why do I need anther?
  
• AHA Congratulations, you get a Free PDA! 11.177
  Lying Tosser
  
• petra Over 40?... this is a must!
  Give it a few years
  
• Armelle Liliha REVOLUTIONARY HAIR LOSS TREATMENT ..............
  How does she know ?