Sorry to spam but this made me laff so much

[old.D0LLySh33p]

[15:06] <D0LLy> playing on the LAN is fun - such low pings, etc., but i'd give my right lung to play cs outside
[15:07] * Mainframe takes that lung
[15:07] <Mainframe> for the 40 ping
[15:07] <D0LLy> it's cancerous prolly by now
[15:07] <D0LLy> lol
[15:07] <Rorschach> heh
[15:07] <D0LLy> it's about 7 ping
[15:07] * Mainframe sells it to cancer research
[15:07] * D0LLy slaps gorebash around a bit with a large trout
[15:07] <D0LLy> surely you must know the addy gore
[15:07] <Mainframe> ofc
[15:08] <Mainframe> i knew him last year when i raped him a cs regulary
[15:08] <Mainframe>
[15:08] <D0LLy> ooer
[15:08] <Mainframe> ..
[15:08] <D0LLy> so u must be pretty good
[15:08] <Mainframe> well i dont like to boast
[15:08] <Mainframe> but im good ish yer
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[15:09] <D0LLy> lol
[15:09] <D0LLy> i'm pap
[15:09] <D0LLy>
[15:09] <Mainframe> ive been told by a few ppl that im good
[15:09] <D0LLy> so u play on the net then?
[15:09] <Mainframe> yer i do now
[15:09] <D0LLy> whereabouts?
[15:09] <Mainframe> played on the uni lan last year
[15:09] <Mainframe> all over
[15:09] <D0LLy> ne fav servers?
[15:10] <Mainframe> whereever i can get a good ping
[15:10] <Mainframe> i like the prophet servers
[15:10] <D0LLy> u on a modem or adsl or isdn?
[15:10] <Mainframe> ADSL
[15:10] <D0LLy> it's so boring being raped by the same peeps in cs here at uni
[15:11] <D0LLy> i want to be n00bd elsewhere
[15:11] <Mainframe> lol
[15:11] <Mainframe> ill n00b u anyday
[15:11] <D0LLy> neone can
[15:11] <D0LLy> so who were the good players at uni last year?
[15:12] <Mainframe> err
[15:12] <Mainframe> no ppl that u would probably know
[15:12] <D0LLy> gooooooawn
[15:12] <Mainframe> so i dunno if there is a point in saying :/
[15:12] <D0LLy> say em
[15:12] <Mainframe> w00t
[15:12] <Mainframe> cuddles
[15:12] <Mainframe> ricey
[15:12] <Mainframe> err
[15:12] <Mainframe> simon
[15:12] <D0LLy> eh, ur right - dunno ne of em
[15:13] <Mainframe> and a few others but i cant remember there names
[15:13] <Mainframe> ofc
[15:14] <Mainframe> so who is good this year?
[15:15] <D0LLy> soz on phone
[15:15] <D0LLy> um
[15:15] <D0LLy> they're all so good compared to me
[15:16] <D0LLy>
[15:16] <D0LLy> let's c
[15:16] <D0LLy> there's rastamon
[15:16] <D0LLy> randomtask
[15:16] <Rorschach> don't worry, just wait until i start playing, dolly
[15:16] <D0LLy> gorebash
[15:16] <D0LLy> frazle
[15:16] <D0LLy> callous
[15:16] <D0LLy> ne of the cw clan lads are ok at least
[15:16] <D0LLy> ccb r ok as a clan too
[15:17] <D0LLy> but there's this amazing player
[15:17] <D0LLy> can't remember his name for the life of me
[15:17] <D0LLy> something sh33p or something like that
[15:17] <Rorschach> D0LLy_The_sh33p?
[15:17] <D0LLy> lol
[15:18] <D0LLy> dun think so
[15:18] <Rorschach>
[15:18] <Mainframe> lol
[15:18] <Mainframe> gorebash is at the top ish
[15:18] <Mainframe>
[15:18] <Mainframe> omg the cs standard has dropped or he has got better
[15:18] <D0LLy> he calls hiself 0ir or something
[15:18] <Mainframe> noir
[15:18] <D0LLy> yeah noir too
[15:18] <D0LLy> they all w00t me
[15:18] <D0LLy> don't know how they can all like, be so good!
[15:19] <Mainframe> its practice
[15:19] <D0LLy> practice?
[15:19] <D0LLy> like against bots?
[15:19] <Mainframe> we all basically spent last year playing for like 6 hours a day
[15:19] <Mainframe> both
[15:19] <Mainframe> if they are no ppl on i played bots
[15:19] <D0LLy> wow
[15:19] <D0LLy> dedicated
[15:19] <Mainframe> u have to play them like 15 to 1 all on godlike
[15:20] <Mainframe> gets the aim hommed
[15:20] <D0LLy> ah
[15:20] <D0LLy> my aim is so bad
[15:20] <Mainframe> but there is nothing like real ppl
[15:20] <D0LLy> really
[15:20] <D0LLy> wow
[15:20] <Mainframe> yer it just takes practice thats all
[15:20] * D0LLy is a n00b

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Doesn't help that I'd thrashed him 1v1 49-1.

Poor lad.

Ah well.

Least it made him feel 1337.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

[15:21] <Mainframe> D0LLy sounds to me like u have not been playing for very long at alll
[15:23] <D0LLy> nah
[15:23] <D0LLy> been playing a while
[15:24] <D0LLy> just don't take it seriously
[15:24] <Mainframe> like weeks while
[15:24] <Mainframe> or months while
[15:24] <D0LLy> about 4 years now
[15:24] <D0LLy> or is it 3.... can't remember
[15:24] <D0LLy> how is it some peeps always managed to hit u ALL the time?
[15:25] <Rorschach> use the force, Luke...
[15:25] <D0LLy> force? bugger me
[15:25] <Mainframe> either they are 1337, u stand still to much or they use a haxx
[15:25] <Rorschach> i haven't learnt the Force Bugger yet, that's next week
[15:25] <D0LLy> i prolly stand around too much
[15:25] <D0LLy> can't seem to aim otherwise
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[15:26] <Mainframe> well its easy to hit a standing target
[15:26] <D0LLy> i can't
[15:26] <Mainframe> 3 ak shots and ur dead
[15:26] <D0LLy> 3!?
[15:26] <Mainframe> BOOT TO THE HEAD
[15:26] <D0LLy> always seems like i have to fire a whole clip
[15:26] <Mainframe> yer that is all it take to kill
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[15:26] <Mainframe> 3 direct shots so i belive
[15:27] <Mainframe> no 1 to head
[15:27] <Mainframe> 3 to any other part
[15:27] <D0LLy> 1... cool
[15:27] <D0LLy> i see the error of my ways
[15:27] <Mainframe> every gun is one to head
[15:27] <Mainframe> always aim for upper body to neck region
[15:27] <D0LLy> even like, those crappy guns like the mp5?
[15:27] <Mainframe> yep
[15:27] <Mainframe> MP5 is 1337
[15:27] <Mainframe> well
[15:27] <Mainframe> its shit against a good gun
[15:28] <D0LLy> i an't use that gun - i prefer using that tmp thing
[15:28] <Mainframe> but in the hands of a pro
[15:28] <Mainframe> what about the n00b stick
[15:28] <D0LLy> stick?
[15:28] <D0LLy> u can buy sticks????!
[15:28] <Mainframe> the shotty
[15:28] <D0LLy> o
[15:28] <Mainframe> the total n00b gun
[15:28] <Mainframe> m4 is ok
[15:28] <D0LLy> shotteh is a n00b gun?
[15:28] <Mainframe> the auto one is
[15:29] <D0LLy> the m4 is ok i find - i can hold down and sometimes kill peeps

 

[legendario]

lmfao

Mainframe u n00b0r

:O
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:O :O
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[legendario]

Oh and

lol @ "you can buy sticks???!!!1"

 

[S-Gray]

I have no idea why the S H O T T E H! is called a "noobstick"... bloody good gun...

 

[Lester]

lmao


The sheep or something? mmmmmm?

 

[Trem]

Heh, well played sweetheart

 

[Gravity]

ive heard o "noobcannons" but never a "noobstick"

 

[Mr Bungle]

I laugh when people call XM1014's "n00bcannons", you can bet your left nut & tit that they use AK/M4/AWM 24x7. If they are so easy to use why don't they use them 24x7 themselves ?

Not as if XM1014s are that pricey... Could it be ... THEY SUCK WITH THEM AND NEED TO USE ASSAULT RIFLES BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AIM ?

Nah, surely not...

Yours in service of the Divine Mother Roach,
Brother Bungle

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I can't use the n00b stick

 

[-adz-]

Hail D0lly, king of n00bs

ps The guys there suck large hairy testicles

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz is just upset because he was raped by the n00bs here at university

 

[S-Gray]

I thought you said all the people at Uni where OGC'ers?

 

[scooby-doo]

fuck me gray thats NOT how you spell scroungingwankers.

 

[S-Gray]

course it is!

 

[scooby-doo]

sorry you're quite right

 

[-adz-]

I got pwned by d0lly's pc tbh

LAME ASS PC FOR TEH KING OF N00BS

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Servers got HLguard cos I asked for it

Um.

PC is fine

You just try and aim.

Everyone knows you just have to hold down for a bit