Sorry mate, you gotta piss before you leave...

[Sping]

http://www.thisisbath.co.uk/display...ayContent&sourceNode=113965&contentPK=7605735

Can you imagine bouncers trying to enforce that at the end of a Friday night?

Ha!

 

[Tom]

Perhaps they should provide public toilets then.

Stupid idiots.

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Used to live in Bath.

They had public toilets, but junkies kept shooting up in them and left their needles around. Despite there being a needle exchange locally.
=ban

 

[sad_mung]

It criticised Bath's "unfriendly atmosphere" in the evenings, with problems caused by "urination, vomiting, .....", and urged agencies to work together to find a solution.

Maybe the bouncer could advise punters to "Stick yer fingers down yer throat while yer 'aving' a piss"?
Or maybe hand out sick bags as they go out the door. Or maybe they could catheterise all the punters as they come in?
See...lateral thinking is all that's required to solve this terrible social issue that's never, ever happened before in the history of mankind.