Sorry Blondes

Sparx

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Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 

Lamp

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So old

Gets less funny with every repost.
 

Sparx

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well i've never heard it and it made me laugh

Must be really sucky having heard every joke ever made that they are all OMFG OOOOLLLDDD

your lucky i cba looking for my marathon stick
 

evzy

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Must admit I hadnt seen it before either - dunno how it slipped under teh radar tbh... I have since copied it and sent it to my mates for internet email distribution...

Which makes me wonder....is there a joke left on teh planet that hasnt been sent via email to someone yet?

How many jokes are there in the world?

Whats the funniest - as in most people belly chuckled at it?

Whats the oldest? (prob something to do with why did the brontosaur cross the stream or something)

Who has made up the most jokes ever?

Why did the chicken actually cross the road?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm



~wanders off to ponder the mysteries of the joke universe~
 

Sparx

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why was the chicken even out the farm in the first place?
 

Vladamir

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Ezteq said:
it was on a mission to prove that it came first?

On a mission to prove that it was on a mission to prove that it came first?! :eek:
 

Ezteq

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Tbh keep em coming lol the girls my bf works with are always making really horrible comments about how gross people with red hair are (knowing full well he can hear and i have red hair) then they do that arse cringingly sickining thing of looking at him giggling and going "oops sorry" so whenever theresa good blonde joke on here i give it to him as ammo and if they do it again he says "thats ok you should hear what she says about blondes ....*insert joke here*"


then they pout and shut up hehehehe.
 

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