Songs about sex?

[Lethul]

sublime - date rape

 

[Dimse Dut]

masturbation is not sex, sorry.

It isnt? What is it then? An exploration of your anatomi with a pleasant surprise?

 

[Mikah75]

It isnt? What is it then? An exploration of your anatomi with a pleasant surprise?

correct! :worthy:

p.s dimse smells.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wonder if you mean straight out sex lyrics or songs that say things like "my popo is like a hoohaa to your dinaling baby"

 

[Bracken]

Rolf Harris - Tie me kangaroo down

 

[eggy]

Goldie Lookin' Chain - Sister

 

[Rediknight]

Lionel Richie & Rob Zombie (ft. Trina (or someone)) - Brick House

Lots of noises like it should be about sex

 

[FallycSymbol]

That R.Kelly remix by david chappelle: I want to piss on you

 

[Cozak]

Rolf Harris - Tie me kangaroo down

lmao

JC Chasez - All Day Long I Dream About Sex

Freakin' brilliant tune to boot.

edit: Also every rap song ever made is either about sex, guns, money and drugs or drugs, money, guns and sex.

 

[FallycSymbol]

Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S (All Day I Dream About Sex)

 

[Bluevixen]

Lil Louis - French Kiss (no words just some French girl climaxing)

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (masterbation is sex!)

Oh yeah and Scooter's - Weekend unedited video has some bare breasts in it....ohh such porn

 

[dorfs]

anything made by the group "E-rotic"

 

[Rhori]

masturbation is not sex, sorry.

sorry to tell you, but masturbation is sex, when you're masturbating you're actually having sex with yourself

 

[old.Tohtori]

sorry to tell you, but masturbation is sex, when you're masturbating you're actually having sex with yourself

If we consider the origins of the word sex being a short version of intercourse, then having intercourse with yourself is not possible.

Allthough this only applies if sex comes from intercourse.

Definition of sexual intercourse:

1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS

2 : intercourse involving genital contact between individuals other than penetration of the vagina by the penis

Definition of sex:

1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male

2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of living things that are involved in reproduction by two interacting parents and that distinguish males and females

So we can safely say, Rhori, that your number of sexual partners will stay a hefty 0

 

[Rediknight]

Rhori, this girlfriend you speak of - is she kinda short, has 5 little limbs and is attached to the end of your arm? heh!

For her birthday, you could get her a fingerless emo glove?

see, all this emo and goth bashing i do, it's only cos goth chicks are actually hawt

 

[Rhori]

If we consider the origins of the word sex being a short version of intercourse, then having intercourse with yourself is not possible.

Allthough this only applies if sex comes from intercourse.

Definition of sexual intercourse:

1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS

2 : intercourse involving genital contact between individuals other than penetration of the vagina by the penis

Definition of sex:

1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male

2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of living things that are involved in reproduction by two interacting parents and that distinguish males and females

they said on discovery that masturbation was having sex with yourself :<

Rhori, this girlfriend you speak of - is she kinda short, has 5 little limbs and is attached to the end of your arm? heh!

For her birthday, you could get her a fingerless emo glove?

see, all this emo and goth bashing i do, it's only cos goth chicks are actually hawt

she is short yes, how did you know? Stalker!!!!

but no she isn't attached to the end of my arm

and I'm not an emo :<