Song for ze Saddam Person.

[old.Tohtori]

Not perfect but...blah...works?
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Bad boys...what you want, what you want...
what you gonna do...
When the united states come for you.
Tell me what you wanna do
what you gonna do..yeah

*Bad boys, Bad boys, what you gonna do
What you gonna do when Bush come for you.*

When your foreign and your country's small,
you meet Mr. Bush and learn the US rule.
No matter now... what you did or do
They gonna come and bomb you too.

*Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do
What you gonna do when Bush come for you.*

They chuck bombs on that one
They chuck bombs on this one...
They chuck bombs at your mother
And they chuck one at your sister.
They chuck one on anyone.
And they chuck one on me.

Nobody now give you no he-elp.
UN now give you no help.
That old bombshelter give you no he-elp
Not even your neighbor
do now give you no help yeah yeah..

They chuck bombs on that one
They chuck bombs on this one...
They chuck bombs at your mother
And they chuck one at your sister.
They chuck one on anyone.
And they chuck one on me.

Now why do the states have to act so mean,
bombing the hell out of the human being.
If you don't speak English like the US does,
They bomb you to bits and that's the way life goes.
I know sometimes...you wanna strike back.
Hey, hey, hey... i know someday...
You gonna strike back...

*Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do
What you gonna do when Bush comes for you.*

*Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do
What you gonna do when Bush comes for you.*

You've been bad...you get bombed..
You've been bad...
You get bombed...yeah...

 

[Sharma]

lol

 

[arladon]

Timmy: Oh oh oh! Pick me pick me!!!
Teacher: Yes Timmy?
Timmy: Mr. Seel? GET A BLOODY LIFE!!!!!!!!

If you have nothing better to do than write idiotic songs about the war, I sugest gassing yourself to death in your car. Remember to push the car ahead first, towards a dock or something, so we make sure you are dead.



Egg & Bacon

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well i could just tell you to fuck off or i could just....


Weeeeeeeell,

Arladons mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!

Come on everybody! You know the words!

Arladons Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
Arladons mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!

Arladons moooo-ooom, is a bitch-cha!

 

[arladon]

How I pitty your poor parents child...
Now crawl up someones vagina and die.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If i were to do that, i would be closer to one that you could even dream of.

But, as i don't like to flame at this point in time, i'll give you a few pointers so maybe you -can- flame with some style or perhaps even reason.

Don't use words like fuck, ass, cunt, vagina, asswhipe or any other "LA" style terms. Use something more elaborate such as, dungbeetle, buttbug, guano eater instead.

They make the flame seem more amusing to others and might get less of a "Arladon..you truly are retarded.." reaction.

Basicly use some finesse in your flames. Here's an example:

Seel, you know that even if others tell you that, sticking a long rusty object into a place where things usually come -out- off is healthy, don't do it. It's painful, doctors really don't approve of such and it can be real dangerous. I know you like this but please, i'm concerned of your safety. So no more poles up you know where..ok?

There. See the difference to your "Crawl up someones vagina and die"? Good.

 

[Sloth]

Lets Get Saddam,
Shoot him in the head,
and then go and bomb Baghdad,

 

[SFXman]

Nice songs buddy.