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--dragongirl--

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IRAK Conflict in a DaoC perspective
And remember, this is just for fun. Nothing political with at all.

US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on
US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it.
Howmuch you need.
Turkey: 6 Plat.
US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no
frikking way.
Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...
US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER,man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some RP's..
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US
macro, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I
say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: WTF? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China
can all cancel any Alliance raid event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...
France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say
no, then that's cool.
US: Jeezus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total
group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different.
Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: 7tell US doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives
up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR.
Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and
whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I
don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or
/duel decline to decline the challenge.
/duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. STFU, okay? I'm busy
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so
you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a
while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go
anyways.
US: France, WTF is ur problem?
France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason
to go in.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your
scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing,
now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.


THX to Schlachter from SUN (andred-server)
 
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Apathy

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Asha

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Originally posted by Apathy
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Says the closet Tori Amos addict :D
 
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Asha

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Just the way I like it :)


funny post btw cutie :wub:
 
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Kagato.

Guest
Cool but wheres the UK in all of that lol.
 
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eynar

Guest
Nice one, tho you clearly forgot the inequality in numbers, US would be zerGing Iraq in a way Albs didn't get even close to in their wet dreams.
 
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Apathy

Guest
Doubt it. US would be camping an MG, only attacking with 1875 range bolts and 2300 nearsight/amnesia. (Amnesia used on US public, of course. "Nonono, we've not done this before with limited success and general defeat through our own stupid actions!")

As soon as one US soldier got killed, the rest would all hide in the MG room. Then single spiritmasters/enchanters would run in, PB, die and then another would do it. Then another. Then another. Then another.

Americans really don't want to die. That's why they press buttons instead of fight. Just like DAoC! We're all cryptoamerican.

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Freppe^^

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[Group] US: Laaagggg
You are hit for 157 damage!
Germany grabs their head in pain!
Britain grabs their head in pain!
Denmark sends "Dude wtf I'm trying to xp here, go find your own camp"
Turkey grabs their head in pain!
Denmark grabs their head in pain!
You send "stfu" to Denmark
Britain casts a spell!
The corrosive mist around Britain dissipates.
[Alliance] Britain: "hehe gotta love purge"
[Group] US: I can't believe it! Iraq ghost dotted me!
Iraq casts a spell!
Britain is enveloped by a poisonous cloud!
You are hit for 180 damage!
Germany grabs teir head in pain!
Britain grabs their head in pain!
Denmark was just killed by Sweden!
[Alliance] Denmark: "WTF!"
[Alliance] USA: "OMFG"
[Alliance] France: "LMAO!!!!!"
 
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Freppe^^

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US: w000000t! Almost dead, guys; don't let the pressure off or get sloppy now!
France: Sorry we're late, guys - went linkdead of the ride over here
Spain: ...
United Kindom: Oh, no fecking WAY!
Turkey: WTF!
Butcherofbagdad hits US for 3 (-457) damage!
Russia: ROFLMAO
Butcherofbagdad attacks United Kingdom!
United Kingdom parries Butcherofbagdad's attack!
US: WTF are you doing here? Jeez, we're almost done!
Australia: I know why he's here, this is going down just like that World War II raid all over again.
Kuwait attacks Butcherofbagdad.
Butcherofbagdad is stunned, and cannot attack!
Spain: ...
United Kingdom: oh, HELL no! You aren't getting any of the drops on this raid - feck orf!
Russia: LOL LOL ROFLMFAO!
France: mon ami, wtf?
United Kingdom attacks Butcherofbagdad!
United Kingdom hits for 478(+76) damage!
Butcherofbagdad attacks US!
France blocks the blow for you!
US attacks Butcherofbagdad!
US hits for 911 (+111) damage!
Butcherofbagdad was just killed by US!
Bulgaria: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Spain: w00t!
United Kingdom sends, "Don't you let that tosser roll on this raid - I got screwed bad enough on that World War II raid because you went soft.
Turkey: hohoho~, suck it, Iraq!
Spain: LOL
Russia LOL
Bulgaria: heheh
You tell United Kingdom, "Dude, it's time to pull together..."
Bulgaria howls in victory!
Kuwait: RAR~ lol
Turkey cheers!
United Kingdom sends, "NO FUCKING WAY!!1!1 OMG, you wanker!
France sends, "You're going to let me roll, right? I got here before the end..."
You tell France, "sec"
You tell United Kingdom, "you know he will whine about how unfair we all are in the UN /as channel FOREVER if we don't share"
France sends, "k"
United Kingdom sends, "dude, this is JUST like that fucking WWII raid, i swear to god i will never go on another raid you lead if you let that cockknocking frog into the roll"
France sends, "you in tell hell with Britian? What's he saying??/"
Turkey: how we dividing loot?
Australia: STFU n00b, we have a loot system
France: LOL
Kuwait: haha
Bulgaria: loll
United Kindgom: "FRANCE, STFU, YOU WEREN'T EVEN HERE!"
You tell France, "damn, will you stfu for a sec"
France sends, "huh?"
United Kingdom sends, "Just wait - when we leave to go home, I'm going next door and kicking France's prissy little arse"
You tell United Kingdom, "rofl"
France sends, "what did i do"
Sean Penn cries at you!
You make a rude gesture at Sean Penn!
You tell United Kingdom, "damn, how come I end up picking up the tab after every raid/"
Turkey yells, "Meet back at teh Turkish pad to divvy up loot
United Kingdom sends, "like you can't afford it - dude, you are the highest level crafter in the game. Just tell France to get stuffed"
You tell United Kingdom, "..."
France sends, "you still there?"
Australia sends, "you got the loot, right? You coming?"
 

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