Something fun to lighten your shopping stress

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minstrel_kyra

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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a girl a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have to have a little fun each day. It's important.
 
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Teh Fonz!!1

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hehe...nice one :D

I met a girl last night and she told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt.

So I shagged her three times and punched her in the jaw.

(Christmas party last night - so many jokes in my head)
 
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Euthanasia.

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bitch.
that's just harsh and plain evil.
 
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Teh Fonz!!1

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Sorry, it was just a joke.

I actually just poked her in the eye.
 
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Delket

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Kyra has a car?

Thought u just had a pair of drums ;o
 
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minstrel_kyra

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I'm just full of surprises Delket :)


BTW guys, that is a joke, but I'm almost evil enough to pull a stunt like that.
 

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