Someone has hidden Cunning Jayne Hat :-(

[Calaen]

Some moron at work has decided to hide my most favourite hat :-( I have looked everywhere I think. Where else can I look? I work in an office which has 2 floors. I believe there is a few people involved so no-one is talking at all.

I need my Hat so I can drive Please give me your suggestions. 1 Pint IRL to the person that gives me any helpful information.

Trem, Dys & Throd ignore the above post and I dont want any negative FireFly geek comments or I will burn you

 

[Trem]

Why do you need a hat to drive? Does it fit your head wand on it?

 

[Calaen]

I need it because it makes me look sexeh

 

[tris-]

no wonder women are so shit at driving

"OMGI DONT LOOK SEXY CRASH THE CAR!"

 

[Trem]

LMFAO.

Aye Cal is always crashing because she's doing her lippy in the mirror.

















(for the record, Cal is a geordie bloke tris)

 

[tris-]

geordie blokes dont scare me!

ganning doon toon like man pet love, pint of dog please pet love flower.

 

[Calaen]

(for the record, Cal is a geordie bloke tris)

Proof at last I knew you would break... I win I am a man

 

[throdgrain]

Cal they're trying to do you a favour, to wean you off this Firefly nonsense.


Failing that, have you looked in the toilet?

 

[`mongoose]

Cal

more importantly

Where did you buy a cunning jayne hat?

(also addicted to firefly)

M

 

[Jupitus]

Proof at last I knew you would break... I win I am a man

LIES!

 

[TdC]

no wonder women are so shit at driving

"OMGI DONT LOOK SEXY CRASH THE CAR!"

judging from mrs tdc that is frighteningly close to the truth

 

[Calaen]

Cal

more importantly

Where did you buy a cunning jayne hat?

(also addicted to firefly)

M

ZOMG another converted

Stolen from another post I made

http://www.wearwithstyle.com/

From a lady called Heather Hill I got a couple and hers is by far the best. She will ask you to measure your head. I found that although mine measured at 21" I ordered a 19" hat because it will get stretched with use. It will keep you nice and warm and increase your day to day Sexiness. It took her a couple of weeks to make it and send it but it was worth it.

She sends it in a box like Jaynes mother does from the movie with straw and the same note inside omg I am going to have to go home and read it it fucking rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it buy everything and FireFly is now 12.67 in Amazon.co.uk and its back up to number 6 in the charts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[`mongoose]

pfeh

Already purchased everything but the soundtrack and novel to the movie.

givf firefly2 already

M

 

[Will]

Hmnnn, maybe I need to learn how to knit again and start selling these.

 

[babs]

FFS, you give it away straight away again Cal, cunning jayne?

Cal is cunning, and her name is Jayne.

Case Solved.

 

[Ch3tan]

(for the record, Cal is a geordie bloke tris)

You take that back now! ADMIN! EDIT THE POST

 

[Trem]

Cal is cunning, and her name is Jayne.

Case Solved.

Thats like an answer in 3-2-1.

 

[Calaen]

I am getting random emails at work with pictures of my Hat in them :-(

THEY CAN ALL FUCK OFF

 

[throdgrain]

lmao

 

[Ch3tan]

Your work mates deserve much appluase. We can only poke you with a virtual stick, they can do it in real life.





I'm so jealous of them

 

[Calaen]

it is a disgrace. I will have my revenge on everyone that is apart of this evil act.

 

[Calaen]

I should put the pictures they have sent me of them with the hat on, on the interweb and let people abuse them

 

[Draylor]

Sorry, but to your workmates

 

[WPKenny]

http://alison.caffeinatedbliss.com/knit/jaynehat.php

Real men knit their own hats.




Or is that girly girl girls who knit?

 

[Will]

I'm going to try to knit my own hat. I may post comedy updates as I struggle.