Someone at Compaq has a sense of humour.

[old.s@xon]

Don't know how long this is going to be available, but if you have anything at all to do with computers, and lets face it if you're reading this......,

Phone this No. now

0845 270 4114

If you don't get through first time then try again later.....

Please specifically pass to anyone else you know who works in PC support.

 

[old.[EoD]Riz]

ROFL - Time to change the number for Tech Support on the website methinks?! <evil grin>