some people have too much time ...

[xane]

http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/flo_control.htm

 

[Furr]

KITTAY!!!!!111

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol. pretty smart tho

 

[S-Gray]

Yeah lol, i need to get a Cat Flap..... damn Cat always wants to go out when im playing CounterStrike in some battle area :/ lol

 

[Bym]

Our cat refuses to go out, she's terrified, she just sits and meows for attention while we try our best to get a good game of DAoC in.

Maybe they could invent a cat door that drags the cat outside and doesn't let it back in for a while?

 

[S-Gray]

Aye same as me.. but my cat fuckin Meows LOUDLY at the window, so it kinda knocks you off your Game

 

[xane]

Most catflaps can be locked one-way, Mrs Tibbs can go out for a shit but can't come back until you let her.

Only problem with catflaps is it lets other people's cats inside, nothing winds me up more than knowing you are feeding next door's animal at your expense, you can get magnetic thingies, like the article describes, but they just accumulate crap, and getting the collar on kitty-pumpkin in the first place can involve high risks to yourself (see "How to give a cat a pill").

We have big puddy-tat, who wanders in and out when she needs to feed and shit, and little kitty-poos, who is not a year old and attracts all the filthy male pervert cats into our house.

 

[S-Gray]

Kitty-Poos poor kitty

 

[Bym]

Originally posted by camazotz
...and getting the collar on kitty-pumpkin in the first place can involve high risks to yourself (see "How to give a cat a pill").

*pisses self (oops)*

Lol, v. funny, soooo true

 

[S-Gray]

Lol just chcked that , sounds familiar

and note, im not fuckin tickling my Cats tummy anymore.... the other day the bastard got me in a Death grip and ripped my arm to shreds... fuckin arm went up like a balloon

Then a few days later he got me again on my OTHER arm

 

[Bym]

My best 'war injury' is a 7 inch long scar on my arm (fading thankfully) which was caused when cuddling aforementioned cat, someone knocked on the door - cat presently shit herself and attacked me.

Must admit its fookin hilarious when Xav tries to cuddle her, then moans about piddling little things like 'excessive blood loss'. He even coughed up a furball after one of his recent attempts...

 

[mr.Blacky]

lol dogs are way easier just put the pill in some meat and the dog eats it

 

[S-Gray]

Aye, Dogs'll do anythin

 

[Furr]

anything hey??
*gets idea*

 

[Testin da Cable]

once I was cuddling my cat while standing on a street corner. a mate drove up in his car, pulled over and beeped his horn. this frightened my cat slightly heh. it took off like it had rocket assistance. claws went right through my shirt and tshirt causing me to bleed copiously. and want to kill my "friend"

 

[xane]

Heh, evil little kitty-poos is a real kitten (6 months), and is currently going through that "if it moves attack it, if it doesn't, move it" phase, simply walking across the room is incentive for her to maul both your legs, and any prolonged petting session end up with a raking of your arm, however she still refrains from any blood letting.

One evening, during some affectionate tummy-tickling, she starts gnawing my arm, holding on with all four paws, not piercing the skin but putting a line of indentations along the full length, making me look like a smack addict. The instict to pull away is badly tested, as you know, moving your arm will result in a scratch.

However, having a cat that actually "plays" without serious injury is quite welcome, the other older cat is vicious, she'll let you know you're tickling the wrong bit by savaging your arm/hand for realm no holds barred.

 

[Daffeh]

so why do people have cats as pets?

 

[Testin da Cable]

because cats rock [and dogs suck]

 

[S-Gray]

Lol Cam your right, that "Death Grip" it gets you in is a son of a bitch, and as soon as you pull away it grips/claws you even more, so when you do manage to pull free, you have one hell of a mark on your arm

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Daf
so why do people have cats as pets?

Cats are not so much a "pet" as a strange entity that deigns to share your house, eat your food and take part in whatever strange stress-relieving measure you inflict on it, as long as it gets the better part of the enjoyment.

Who is the "master" and the "pet" is actually unclear when it comes to cats.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by camazotz


Cats are not so much a "pet" as a strange entity that deigns to share your house, eat your food and take part in whatever strange stress-relieving measure you inflict on it, as long as it gets the better part of the enjoyment.

Who is the "master" and the "pet" is actually unclear when it comes to cats.

so true

 

[xane]

as if they weren't cute enough already

 

[Furr]

come on everyone go awwwwww

 

[xane]

You can tell this cat is thinking qlong the lines of "I'm gonna f*cking kill you bastards"

 

[Furr]

"im giving you 3 seconds to take this stupid hat off my head before i give you some pretty new scars."

 

[S-Gray]

makes sense

 

[mr.Blacky]

noway a dog will have that on his/her head

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
noway a dog will have that on his/her head

true

 

[mr.Blacky]

well that aint a dog thats a cat in disguis

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
well that aint a dog thats a cat in disguis

Fine, looks like lots of cats like to disguise themselves then