Soft trade imbeciles

[Wilier]

At work we have just taken delivery of a fleet of new vans for on-site transport.

Rather nice vans, the Electrician has a Kangoo thing, with the Refinery livery and decals etc, oh yes, and a fecking big hole all the way down the near-side.

He (apparently) didnt see the yellow post until it was too late. Now bearing in mind that there is a 10mph speed limit on-site, he cant have done much damage you might think. But this thing is an actual hole, about 10"wide about 3feet long down the side of the van.

Dammitt, am I gonna get a roasting on Monday.

 

[Summo]

Open that release-valve thing with the red-hot stuff. Like last time.

Take everyone's attention away from the van, then you can cover yourself in crude oil and light a match to avoid management nastiness.

 

[Wilier]

Crude oil wont burn. Not unless its really hot and at a really high pressure.

Anymore ideas.?

 

[Summo]

You know, I suspected it was non-flamable when I wrote that...

Okay, okay... Stick with the release-valve whatsit thing. That's good.

Oh! And THEN, drive the wrecked van into the high-temperature stuff to save your colleagues. Claim that the damage must have been caused during your daring rescue and you'll get off scott-free and be hailed a hero.

Then soak yourself in 25 cans of Ronsonol lighter fluid and light a match.

 

[Wilier]

OK, good plan. To a point.

Why do I have to set myself on fire?

 

[Summo]

For drama!

 

[Wilier]

You acting types, anything for a good show.

Ive decide to just leave it, hopefully the problem will go away.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Wilier
Anymore ideas.?

Run

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Wilier
You acting types, anything for a good show.

The craft, dahling. Think of the craft.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Park the van at the end of the line, damaged side facing the wall

 

[Wilier]

heh, there are some hilarious posters pinned up in the workshop this morning.

 

[Testin da Cable]

put one of those over the hole then

 

[Wilier]

heh, good idea.

 

[Munkey-]

get a pig to go there

(the things you use to unblock the pipelines. not the animal)