So where are the BIN LADIN jokes?

[Sawtooth]

Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been
operating in Liverpool. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have
been detained.

The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin
Stealin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration
issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the
description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area.

Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy
to spot in the community.

With all the fuss about tellin jokes in the news, maybe they've dissapeared.

I did hear someone say they are going to rebuild the two towers with a MacDonalds fly through at the top, but thats flyin close to the wind (or the building).

Sawtooth

 

[old.charliealpha]

perhaps you havent noticed but it isnt really a funny situation?

 

[old.skoo]

So where are the BIN LADIN jokes?

None here
:sleeping:

 

[SoWat]

I agree.

Accusing a scouser of working is beyond the pale.

 

[bigbb]

I think that answers your question Mr. Sawtooth. If your joke was funny like http://www.warriors-uk.net/bin/osamil.jpg perhaps we would have accepted your contribution.

GooD DaY

 

[gremlin]

http://www.nsict.org/~clive/misc/taliban-lumberjack

 

[bigbb]

heheh, splendid, just splendid!

/me adds song to the Karaoke list for tonight

 

[Sawtooth]

And that disproves Rowan Atkinsons point. Some people just dont see the funny side of mass killin...DOH

 

[Sir Frizz]

tsk, tsk

 

[old.ignus]

I know its really sick, but did anybody else laugh a little at the guy in saving private Ryan who took his helmet off at the beginning?

 

[Summo]

You ppl are sick and make me ashamed to be a member of this so-called 'civilisted' nation.

That said, here's a wee song for yers. Bear with it.

 

[DAN200]

How was it possible not to!

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
'civilisted'

j00 nutta someguy

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by sawtooth
And that disproves Rowan Atkinsons point. Some people just dont see the funny side of mass killin...DOH

No, people just dont see the funny side of your pathetic excuse for a 'joke', no matter what the topic was.

 

[old.ignus]

Me thinks Xennon is having a few problems, he's turning into the likes of Bohdi.

 

[Moving Target]

snap out of it man! /me slaps xenon

 

[xenon2000]

Is it me? I didn't spot a single punchline in that garble.

 

[Moving Target]

as in you turning into bodhi

 

[xenon2000]

bah... Bodhi's better than the lot of you anyway

 

[Moving Target]

just coz u have gay sex with him

 

[old.ignus]

Really I didn't know that, got anymore juicy gossip.
And no there wasn't meant to be a punchline.

 

[Sawtooth]

I think the best post so far is the tellyban thread. Its amazin how different people react to these things. i didn't laugh at the headshot in savin private ryan, but I did for the sticky bomb incident.

 

[old.ignus]

Oh yeah, he held that for too long didn't he

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by xenon2000
bah... Bodhi's better than the lot of you anyway

/me nods

 

[]SK[]

Originally posted by SoWat
I agree.

Accusing a scouser of working is beyond the pale.

heh

 

[old.Gryffinder]

its at times like this you either laugh or cry
and tbh i'd rather be laughing

 

[raw]

Originally posted by bigbb
I think that answers your question Mr. Sawtooth. If your joke was funny like http://www.warriors-uk.net/bin/osamil.jpg perhaps we would have accepted your contribution.

GooD DaY

lol at that pic

 

[iamtheone]

bad joke told to me by a guy at work, so here goes:

At the United Airline check-in desk they now ask what floor you would like your window seat.....

 

[old.ignus]

Really really bad joke I heard. Please don't hit me.

What did Osama Bin Laden order at burger kings?

2 flaming towers and 4 jumbos to go.

 

[Summo]

Okay, that's enough.