So, the latest FAD is not a plastic bag

Binky the Bomb

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Dunno if you've seen these about, there being sold in a few places. The "Anna Hindmarch" I'm not a plastic bag, shopping bag. Oh yes, shopping bag. And it would make a GREAT valentines, Mothers day, or Birthday gift for that special woman in your life.

Thnk carefully on that last line..... yup, the advertising is advocating sexism.

But wait, there is more. They cost about £5 when they were new out a few months ago... so take a look at this.

GENUINE ANYA HINDMARCH I'm NOT A Plastic Bag UK Brown on eBay, also, Women's Bags, Clothes, Shoes Accessories (end time 24-Mar-08 11:32:57 GMT)

Now, i'm not sure whats worse, getting a woman a shopping bag (which in itself would get you no sex for a month), but to spend £75 to do so. Sorry, but thats grounds for a divorce.

There for, I present here, evidence that humans are indeed, fucking dumb!

I thank you.
 

Billargh

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So people have finally moved on from buying Little [insert colour] Bags?
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Lamp

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Stupid. But then again there's no logic to anything women buy. 200 handbags, 400 pairs of shoes, 6 mobile phones.

And us men are mugs.

Woman: Please buy me that. I really really NEED a designer plastic bag. Don't think of the £79 price tag. Think of all the starving children in the world

Man: Fuck off

Woman: I'll give you a blow job in the car after you've bought it for me

Man: Here's some cash. Get yourself some shoes to go with it.
 

Ezteq

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i've got a couple of "tickled pink" (the breast cancer charity) black canvas shopping bags from asda that were £1 each, brought them about 2 years ago and they are excellant, you can get loads of groceries in them and they have long handles so can carry them on the shoulders so you dont bust your back, generally i take those two and my rucksack when i go shopping.

would i buy a designer shopping bag? err hmm gee let me think... No! i wouldnt even buy a designer handbag (mine was £30 in the sales which I thought was like mega expensive anyway but its leather so should last me years and years...which B2 assures me is better than buying several cheap ones that break) a bag is a bag fgs, i dont even buy designer clothing! the only thing i check for on the label is whether you can tumble dry the thing or not.

I saw an eco friendly cardboard handbag on one of the daytime tv shows the other week and that was abominably expensive and tbh your probably buggered if it rains arn't you?

I hate all this hoo hah about "ooh its prada/gucci/channel...run out of names lol i honestly don't know any more" if something is nice and by nice i mean the look and the price then yep i'll like it, but tbh anything that is excessively expensive automatically puts me right off.
 

haarewin

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the women with those bags dont fucking use them for shopping.
they use them as a fashion statement and still walk around with plastic bags. bunch of *****.
 

Binky the Bomb

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True. There was a woman earlier (was out shopping) and she had this huge bag hanging from her shoulder. At the checkout, it was all plastic bags, and she spent ages trying to find her purse in the large bag.

Now, this may be just the male side of me talking, but whats wrong with putting your purse in your pockets? She was wearng jeans, she had two on her arse, two at the front, its not like she was starving for storage.
 

Ezteq

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ok wallets are fine to put in your pocket as they are flat but have to seen womens purses?? they are like minature suitcases fgs and womens pockets arnt like mens pockets, pockets on mens clothings are designed to carry "stuff" womens pockets are designed to carry a credit card and an ultra thin sanatary towel...if they even have pockets at all!

I brought a really nice smart coat for work and thought ah lovely its got pockets!...wrong!! it had folds of fabric designed to look like pockets but no actual pocket beneath them! what the hell is the point in that??? a fake sodding pocket?? wtf? and my work trousers dont even have fake pockets, i have to thread my locker key through the belt loop, thank god thats not a fake thingy or i'd have no where to keep anything.


womens clothing and accessories suck, you should all be thanking your lucky stars your men.
 

Amildin

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Got a present in the best plastic bag ever for my bday, unfortunately a south african shop so couldnt find a pic on the net. And my scanner is just fucking me around.

Just a normal sports shop bag with Billy & Co. Goat Shop, for all your goat needs on the side. Then in small print above, This is a bag from Sportscene, Not from....

had me going for ages. mebe im just crazy...
 

Nate

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I think we need to start a movement against fashtards(people who buy things for the sake of fashion imo!) so the women of FH need to change us men in to trannies so we can attack the fashtards and burn there bags. We meet in a few days in London, Liverpool Street and from there to the hairdressers to get some womanly haircut(guys grow your hair long) I'm guessing they'll do nails too as we need long ones that can scratch there eyes out. Then we need to find dresses, bin bags are ok. But if you can bring one of your mums that would be better. Ez/Haare can you bring some makeup for the manly looking guys? Theres not many of them as we're all geeks and very femminine imo. After that we're off in to London with claws(I mean nails) at the ready..they will rue the day they became fashtards!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
 

old.Tohtori

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If it's a lifelong bag, it could be very well worth the cash. Hell, people pay alot more for their luggage containers of all sorts.

About women spending on designer bags etc etc...

Well, men, lamborchini when the speedlimits are prohibiting your racing it to the fullest and a basic toyota does the job? *grin*
 

Imgormiel

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Dunno if you've seen these about, there being sold in a few places. The "Anna Hindmarch" I'm not a plastic bag, shopping bag. Oh yes, shopping bag. And it would make a GREAT valentines, Mothers day, or Birthday gift for that special woman in your life.

Thnk carefully on that last line..... yup, the advertising is advocating sexism.

But wait, there is more. They cost about £5 when they were new out a few months ago... so take a look at this.

GENUINE ANYA HINDMARCH I'm NOT A Plastic Bag UK Brown on eBay, also, Women's Bags, Clothes, Shoes Accessories (end time 24-Mar-08 11:32:57 GMT)

Now, i'm not sure whats worse, getting a woman a shopping bag (which in itself would get you no sex for a month), but to spend £75 to do so. Sorry, but thats grounds for a divorce.

There for, I present here, evidence that humans are indeed, fucking dumb!

I thank you.


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