So im sat in the local

[Marc]

With my mates having a few pints cos our lass wanted to go to bingo when my phone rings. "im outside, no one was going to bingo, will you come with me?". Huge dilemma. WHat to do? In a moment of madness I agreed to go. SO i get there, kicking my heals in the car, half cut, wondering wtf I was getting into. When we arrive, its "a 4 pint jug for the price of 3". Mint, give me 2 of those bonny lad. So im sat there happily getting pissed, dogging the hundreds of hot birds that are at mecca (yes, there were hundreds, seriously!!!) and marking my cards when suddenly I realise ive won. Mint, £120 full house. 20 mins later, I win again, £150 full house. An hour later I win the area full house, £1054!!!! I missed out on the national £25k by 3 numbers! Nay mind, im still over a grand to the good! Would I swap it for a messi hattrick and a St helens win? probably!

The moral of this story? Hot birds frequent Mecca bingo and...well, im a lucky bastard!

Soze, if you read this, drinks are on me at La Rambla next week

 

[Jarahl]

With my mates having a few pints cos our lass wanted to go to bingo when my phone rings. "im outside, no one was going to bingo, will you come with me?". Huge dilemma. WHat to do? In a moment of madness I agreed to go. SO i get there, kicking my heals in the car, half cut, wondering wtf I was getting into. When we arrive, its "a 4 pint jug for the price of 3". Mint, give me 2 of those bonny lad. So im sat there happily getting pissed, dogging the hundreds of hot birds that are at mecca (yes, there were hundreds, seriously!!!) and marking my cards when suddenly I realise ive won. Mint, £120 full house. 20 mins later, I win again, £150 full house. An hour later I win the area full house, £1054!!!! I missed out on the national £25k by 3 numbers! Nay mind, im still over a grand to the good! Would I swap it for a messi hattrick and a St helens win? probably!

The moral of this story? Hot birds frequent Mecca bingo and...well, im a lucky bastard!

Soze, if you read this, drinks are on me at La Rambla next week

Fucking hell Marc, you r0x at Bingo, but did u get a shag??

 

[Marc]

Fucking hell Marc, you r0x at Bingo, but did u get a shag??

No, thats why im sat on FH, the kids have fallen asleep in our bed so I am relgated to the sofa but I dont care, I will sleep with my cash

 

[Calaen]

You'll be a bingo addict!!!!

 

[Marc]

You'll be a bingo addict!!!!

Mate, its an untapped area of minge, seriously! Gan doon the mecca with wor lass.

 

[Sparx]

well done mate! drinks on you, i'll have a pint please of vodka

 

[megadave]

Be a man. Put all your winnings on Barcelona to win.

 

[Zenith.UK]

I used to be a bingo caller. True story.
Most of the time it was old dears and sometimes their husbands.
Sometimes some younger people came along for a laugh. Thing is that if they won, they were hooked and came back again and again.

On my last night calling, I said "Let's see if we can get some big wins tonight".
We had a number of £75 and £100 wins and then it came time for the Link game where all the bingo halls in the area hooked up in a phone conference. Someone called house at my hall and won £800.
Later it was the National Game. Again, someone called house and when it was checked, they had won the region prize of just over £2500.

And the best part of it. I was given £50 from the Link winner and £100 from the Nat.Game winner.

 

[TdC]

Well done Marc. I had to stop people killing each other in our street this night. at least that makes a change o0

 

[Ch3tan]

Be a man. Put all your winnings on Barcelona to win.

this. money where your mouth is and all that

 

[old.Tohtori]

Moral of the story? Even if married, get on the pootang train cause you just might get some!

You cheating bastard

 

[Marc]

Be a man. Put all your winnings on Barcelona to win.

this. money where your mouth is and all that

Well now the dust has settled and now that ive halfed it with our lass and given the kids £50 each im left with £500. Barcelona are 2/5 on to win. There is no value in that. However, what I tend to do in big rugby games is bet on the opposing team to win, then if St Helens lose, at least I win money to soften the blow. Doesnt really work in football though because there is a greater chance than in rugby of a draw.

 

[kiliarien]

Congratz Marc! I like your logic with the rugby betting, that would work for me too. In the same vein of logic I can't do Fantasy Football anymore because I end up wanting too many things to happen. Like say Man Utd playing Chelsea and I've got defenders from both and a keeper from one. I want a clean sheet so I'm looking for a 0-0 draw, but hell I'm a Man Utd fan so sticking 4 past them would be lovely. So I did the only sensible thing and stopped fantasy football!

I reckon if you hadn't won at the bingo, it was your manly duty to ask, nay demand sexual gratification for taking the bullet and going with your good lady. Unless ofc you were silly enough to mention all the eye candy you were sizing up.

 

[Ezteq]

lol Marc needs a new title tbh "Bingo God!"

Congrats though man, I remember when I first started working as a barmaid at the legion there was a bingo game every sunday and my first day we (the bar staff) won it, £60 each, not bad at all.

 

[Edmond]

I won £10 on the lottery yesterday, but its mot quite the same

Well done Marc, good skills

 

[Laddey]

Haha quality Marc. Brill.

Hahaha laughing my azz off at your wording ahah

Congrats. Shame about not getting your willy wet though :/

 

[Ch3tan]

Well now the dust has settled and now that ive halfed it with our lass and given the kids £50 each im left with £500. Barcelona are 2/5 on to win. There is no value in that. However, what I tend to do in big rugby games is bet on the opposing team to win, then if St Helens lose, at least I win money to soften the blow. Doesnt really work in football though because there is a greater chance than in rugby of a draw.

bet365, check the odds for messi to score; get a hatrick; odds on specific results.

 

[cHodAX]

Bah, I can't goto bingo as a single bloke, that would look tragic beyond words.