Sport So I was in John Lewis today...

[old.user4556]

... and in the home fitness, sport and leisure section, they had a new product called an iJoy "Ride" along with demonstrations.

Laugh? I near pissed my pants, some people didn't know where to look. Maybe we've all got dirty minds, but judge for yourself:

YouTube- funny workout machine

Looks like a "practice fucking" machine to me, all it needs is a little "nob" and it's clearly a Sybian.

Makes me think of a particular Spacecore directive about sniffing saddles in the lady's gym.

 

[Ch3tan]

"If you're watching TV you better be holding on tight!"

LMAO, this is class.

 

[Aoami]

Who is John Lewis, and did he put up a struggle?

 

[Tom]

Exercise machines for people too lazy to walk. Unreal.

 

[Zenith.UK]

It's clearly practice for when they are on top.

I wonder how long it will be before a 3rd party develops an "add-on" for that extra bit of joy.

 

[Kryten]

Plenty of available items with sucker bases

 

[Overdriven]

I loved about 45 seconds in.. "If you're new to this, I suggest riding it twice a day for 15 minutes" -_-

 

[old.user4556]

My cousin sent me a link to this today:

YouTube- Shake Weight Commercial #2

Another comedy innuendo fitness product brought to you by designers with a sense of humour.

 

[Chilly]

ahahaha - ill rent my nob out for less than that costs for 15 minute sessions. self-lubricating too.

 

[mycenae]

worried.....:|