snidey Teacher

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Furr

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Ok i have this snidey cuntish, sarcastic teacher. who got me pissed off earlier. (prepares petrol bombs)

What the best way to deal with such people, i had an urge earlier to get on his Pc and upload some kiddie porn then report him to someone.

Arghhhhh

Im so pissed with the bastard i have just downloaded some hard core Rap to listen to, the lyrics reffering to death, shooting etc make, are helping me release some tension.

*Gets out punch bag, begins violent assault*
 
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Moving Target

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Start spying and take photographs of all the child pr0n he looks at!
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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Bide your time, you will get out of there sometime soon, but he's made it his *career*, so he's stuck there. He's just powa-trippin' off of you to try & justify his miserable existance.

What is it he's meant to be teaching you?
 
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Furr

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Yup, Grrrrrrrr

I am going to have to think of a truly terrible leaving school present for him for end of school, only have 40 days left of my school, then free, well loughborough uni

But tonight i will have some vodka and get f00ked
 
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Disco PhoolCat

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Try being polite & responsive, apply yourself to your work & do all he askes of you, you'll be amazed at the results!!!

You then sit back & watch that vein in his temple throb whilst he tries to work you out, just smile sweetly wait for the embolism...
:flame:
 
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Munkey-

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give him a dead mouse

(anonomysily of course)

or do waht some sixth formers did at mine



put his house on the market

tie him up in a sack and leave him at the edge of a roundabout
 
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Testin da Cable

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let your eyes go unfocused when he's looking at you. drove my most hated teacher up the wall that did :)
 
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Stazbumpa

Guest
I had a CDT teacher that picked on me coz I was taller than him (by about 8 inches) and one day I said "Go away you annoying little man".


He left me alone after that.
 
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(Shovel)

Guest
A guy in my old history class found (and still finds) that looking at the top of the teachers head, rather than at her face, when he was talking to her really got to her.
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Kill him.

With an axe.

That, or show him the pictures of me and Wijlet. ;)
 
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old.Jas

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A teacher at school brought his machine in for an IT techncian to help backup once.

Saw some interesting stuff from his net cache whilst the backup proggie copied the files
 
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FatBusinessman

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I had a really annoying history teacher who told me I'd get a B if I tried hard.

So I revised really hard and got an A* to spite him.

To this day, I haven't decided which of us actually won.
 
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Trem

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Im not the best person to offer advice on this(kinda didn't go school for the last year)but i have to agree with disco, you aint got long left mate, bide your time and remember the teachers who have been an influence on you, they must outweigh this knobhead.
 
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PR.

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ROFL

Reminds me of the time when I was sitting in my Design Tech class playing some pointless game over the table. I won the round and thrust my arms out... and punched a teacher in the jaw, he was new as well he looked like he was gonna cry and I just burst out laughing :)

Now you know why there is a teacher shortage
 
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(Shovel)

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Yes, if you hold on and get rich/famous/drunk, you can publically humilate them :)
 
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Daffeh

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maybe if people didnt piss about in lessons the teachers wont be arses

respect them, and they respect u etc.

worked for me, had no problems with teachers at all

...


but then again i was the g33ky one :)
 
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xane

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Originally posted by FuROf knight
Ok i have this snidey cuntish, sarcastic teacher. who got me pissed off earlier. (prepares petrol bombs)

What the best way to deal with such people, i had an urge earlier to get on his Pc and upload some kiddie porn then report him to someone.
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I go for the sit it out method.

The biggest scare you have when leaving school is that when you imagined you'd be leaving all those defective personalities behind in the classroom, you were wrong, they are out there in the big wide world in droves.

Learn to adapt now, while you have the chance. Next time when you have a job you'll find out who Mr Snide is by suddenly wondering where your promotion went or why they chose you for "surplus to requirements", by then it costs you.

Two rules for life; (a) know where the parapet is and (b) never stick your stupid head above it.
 
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L_Plates

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learn something he doesnt know about inhis field and ask him in front off everone and make himlook a cunt !
 
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Skyler

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Originally posted by Daf
maybe if people didnt piss about in lessons the teachers wont be arses

respect them, and they respect u etc.

worked for me, had no problems with teachers at all

...


but then again i was the g33ky one :)
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Rather be the geeky one than the one that starts smoking just to be "cool" :p
 
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Munkey-

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*temptation*

ah well. I remain in semi-g33kdom. do work, answer q's but mcuk about in class
 
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old.knightoftheskY

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im sure people are familiar with the madness that usually happens when the year 11s go on study leave for the GCSEs ie 'Egg and Flower Day' where i am, but whats the usual at the place you went to?
 
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