Question Snake >< Spiders?

[Huntingtons]

Basically, if we set up a capture the flag tournament, snakes would be first to the flag and that is all that matters!

but how would they get back to base with the flag when the spiders had made traps, hooks, webs, holes, funnels and jump pads from which they will assasinate!? HUH?!


/shameless bump.

 

[Marc]

And still the Black Mamba can travel 12 mph.
The fastest spider? 1.17 MPH. 8 legs don't mean shit.

The camel spider can run as fast as humans

 

[Garaen]

Spider fights are pretty dope YouTube - 2 massive spiders figthing

 

[Lethul]

The camel spider can run as fast as humans

Camel spider are not an spider, they are called Solifugae and can run at aprox 10 mph! So even if it was a spider it would be slower than a Black Mamba

 

[megadave]

YouTube - Goliath Tarantula vs Snake



i'd say it depends on species

 

[Lethul]

Anacondas always amazed me

YouTube - Anaconda crushing force at 90psi?

Otherwise this animal is quite disgusting as well

YouTube - Giant Centipede VS Tarantula

 

[Huntingtons]

fuck that, spider eating a snake wins this discussion.

 

[Lethul]

fuck that, spider eating a snake wins this discussion.

No, the poll won the discussion.

 

[Huntingtons]

i stated earlier that the poll is void because it contains cheezburger as an option.

/edit

at least i wanted to!

 

[Wonk]

 

[Bahumat]

what is it about the yellow and white ones? famous people always hold those, are they without venom or something?

 

[DocWolfe]

what is it about the yellow and white ones? famous people always hold those, are they without venom or something?

They're Albino snakes.

 

[Everz]

fuck spiders, they should be wiped off the planet.

 

[Bahumat]

They're Albino snakes.

yeah but why do celebrities hold those ones?

 

[Lamp]

because they're too scared to cuddle a diamond-backed rattlesnake

 

[Huntingtons]

or a tarantula

 

[Bahumat]

or a Vladischlong!

 

[Thadius]

I shat myself earlier, a big housespoider snuck along the wall where my pc is. Then it ran away before I could keel it.

Bastard

 

[fl3a]

spiders are natures way of saying 'we made something annoying like bugs, lets try to make something cool out of it by adding legs and a bit of awesomeness'
snakes are natures way of saying 'lets make the most awesome animal possible, and lets make it capable of killing stuff with extremely cool abilities. and lets give them skin so badass it makes regular leather look like polka dotted nylon'

snakes are way better, cooler and easier to live with than spiders.

 

[Huntingtons]

wow. i bite and i poison and strangle.


no. whats cool is: I make traps, webs, fishing lines, i chase, i sneak, i poison, i eat the opposite sex, i am the most feared animal in the world.

 

[Lamp]

the deadly chickat:

 

[TdC]

look at it's eyes man!!! the eeeeeyessss s o0

 

[CorNokZ]

shit i could srsly go for chezburgers

 

[Gray]

YouTube - World's Largest Snake Found Dead

I hate spiders more though. God i do. Probably getting into the season now were the bastards start mating and waking up.

 

[Fast]

lol scared the shit out of me

 

[Bahumat]

haha i shit my pants too!