Snack Machine Ideas?

[Furr]

Our office just sent round an email asking what to put in the snack machine.

What would you ask for?

*waits for sillyness*

 

[Guest]

pre rolled joints
cans of stella (the ones brewed in belgium)
strawberrys and cream
pron
nice and spicy nik naks
chicken tika masala

 

[dysfunction]

Pizza

 

[Furr]

Originally posted by brooky
pre rolled joints

Strangely that was one of the many requests!

 

[Wij]

Pies.

 

[Guest]

pies are boring, you really need some space cake. That would take the edge of the boring hours you are at work.

 

[ECA]

Porn DVD's.

Think about it.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A Ginsters dispenser would ROOL JOO ALL.

 

[nath]

Yeah I'm gunna have to agree with Wazz here, ginsters pasties and the like.. rock.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I'd like a mini bar.

 

[Ono]

In Japan you can actually vend soiled womens' knickers.

 

[Wij]

Not any more.

http://www.snopes.com/sex/kinky/panties.htm

 

[whipped]

Fruit?

 

[Gef]

Fresh coffee like the stuff you buy from Costa, mm, not the normal brown water you normally get, oh and cigarettes.

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Wij
Not any more.

http://www.snopes.com/sex/kinky/panties.htm

Trust you to know. Did Tug tell you?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Gef
oh and cigarettes.

I hate to spoil your fantastic cigarette dispensing machine idea, but they've existed for decades.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Gef
Fresh coffee like the stuff you buy from Costa, mm, not the normal brown water you normally get,

Fresh Coffee ... in a vending machine ... ok Einstein, tell us how you do it ?

 

[nath]

You could have little packets of beans. And an attached grinder. And like a hot water despenser, and a filter thing. Or a plunger thing.

It's entirely possible!

 

[leggy]

Ginsters are worse than pot noodles. For fat and unhealthy people

I'd rather eat a stokies brain tbh.

*eats tremor's head with brocolli*

 

[xane]

Originally posted by nath
It's entirely possible!

I put this question to my local expert on these matters, my mate who works at Starbucks, and he says it will never be possible due to the economics of the situation.

Well, actually he said "Bollocks to that I'd be out of a job", but its the same thing.

 

[Gumbo]

I've used them in Norway, expensive, but you can hear it grinding away and stuff and see the levels of the beans of your choice go down in the little glass hoppers on the top, quite cool really....

 

[xane]

Gumbo, those Norwegians sure make strange ciggarette dispensers don't they ?

 

[Tom]

Fruit

Nuts

Pepperami

Hi cocoa dark chocolate

Crisps (s&v Discos obviously)

Smoothies

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Smoothies

and Ribbed too ?

 

[Wij]

Baby Jesus Buttplugs ?

Oh and Ono - you know I know everything.

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Pepperami

Tom in "shit for you" food shocker.

 

[Wij]

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[mr.Blacky]

pepermint just to cover the smell of all above.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I once owned a machine that could roll joints. that is all.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

It was me.

But I escaped.

I know live in the Swiss hills and dales.

Yay.