SLiC3R 0wns Exor. Cunt.

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old.SLiC3R

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Lo cunts.

As i was looking through some previous posts i noticed that some fag had classed 'Exor' as the most hated person from the Quake2 community. Exor is a fag. I 0wn him. I 0wn u all.


Post replys on whom you THINK makes the no1. hated quake2'er.

cheers, thx, bi.

0wned.

SLiC3R...
 
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old.TUG

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Are you that complete prat who used to play for that clan foo or woteva?

Still acting like a bit of a dick then? lol @ u

lolololololol

You are amazingly dumb, oh yes, it's true

LOL

:D
 
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old.marky

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Ever wondered why your pitiful self is banned instantly, from almost any channel you enter? Same answer to both our questions.
 
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stu

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Aye TUG that's the one. What gave it away? The verve and wit of his post? :)

Incidentally, for anyone wondering, this is slicer:

tim1.jpg


Awww, isn't he a cute little thing? He looks like a young scamp, needs his hair ruffling.

this is slicer's rather amazing website. ph34r his HTML abilitah. Oh yes.

<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">

Man, he got the skillz.

this, this and this are recordings of when Sean rang Slicer up to wind him up. They're pretty funny. The voice you hear all along is Sean, Slicer was too shit scared to say anything (apart from at the end of slicer2, when he says "0wnerisation" - yes, that Mr Bean-like voice is little Timmy Butler). Quite how he thinks he's '0wned' Sean is beyond me, as he was too scared to say anything whilst getting systematically abused.

Oh, and this:

*** Joins: SLiC3R (Irc@host213-1-137-22.btinternet.com)
*** Sasha sets mode: +b *!*@host213-1-137-22.btinternet.com
*** SLiC3R was kicked by Sasha (shitlisted)

is what happens to slicer every time he joins irc.

I think you'll agree on the evidence therefore, that slicer is indeed a hardcore 0wn0r.

I thank you.
 
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Perplex

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lol, I might be forced to post Timmy Butlers (aka Slicer) home address and telephone number :) How about it slicer? You'll own when you have hundreds of prank calls!
 
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old.TUG

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LOL! Nice 1 Stu, you 0wned Mr. SLiC3R big time there :D

I used to think you were a knob Stu, but can I be your best m8 now? hehe played m8 :D

Who was slicers (can't be arsed to spell it all l33ted up) sidekick a coupla years back? He was a complete fag an'all...

Slicer m8, hows school these days? Surely you can't have left yet... lol :D
 
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old.[MOD]Psycho

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tug m8, stu's a twat, exor's a twat and slicer is more of a twat than both of them put together. Nuff said :)
 
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stu

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So passionately and convincingly argued, the authority, the conjecture... have you ever thought about being a lawyer Psycho? With that fearsome power of reasoning you'd be a courtroom dynamo!
 
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old.SLiC3R

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lo there m8ers.

alright my m80rs.

hows it going? 'm8s'

Thanks for the interested, i seem to have 0wned u esp Stu for the time he took to write the post. Oh and this lil beaut of an extract from Perplex

'lol, I might be forced to post Timmy Butlers (aka Slicer) home address and telephone number How about it slicer? You'll own when you have hundreds of prank calls!'

Please do mate! please do! I'm very very sure you have my house number and address mate! Why don't you come and visit? Then again, you probably have the biggest fuck off hunch in the world. I actually thought u was a bot perplex cause whenever i went into #quake2.uk 'm8' u was there EVERY FUCKING TIME GUARANTEED.

Now mate that is extremely sad.

Ok i'm bored boyz, perp remember to post up my address thx.

and TUG your a 13 year old cock dunker thx.
0wned

The one and only 'Un0wnerisationable' SLiC3R

P.s. The reason i didn't speak on the phone was due to the fact that my bro had his girlfriend around, and i'm not that lame. the word '0wnerisation' was a fucking classic. As obviously, i said it when they had left the room.
 
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old.TUG

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Re: lo there m8ers.

Originally posted by SLiC3R
and TUG your a 13 year old cock dunker thx.
0wned
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1st bit, wrong (me is 19) but the 2nd bit is quite true, but if only you had the chance to dunk your cock in some of the things I getta hold of.. nice :D

0wned? I fink so.

'thx bi'

hahahahaa :D
 
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kryt

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Slic3r, no offence but...
you have the sexual appeal of a rotten cow carcass post-slaughterhouse, the intelligence of a clock radio and a penis the size of something i used to fish for sticklebacks with. how do I and many people know that? Well, it is prominently displayed on your forehead my dear child. I do hope you fall over something and hit your higher then usual sensitive part on something hard.
 
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old.[F00]WaR-ape

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Lo my m8s.

It is WaR-ape.

Can i just say : lol at those mp3s!!!!!!

Sean obviously is the saddest mutha in gravy to grace irc. This is someone who obviously gets so wound up over talking to people in irc that he goes to the length of recording himself phoning slic3r and acting like a bell end. Tho im sure he is rock hard cos he talks like a hardman in leather. To be honest if he phoned me I'd probably use 1471 so i could rip the piss out of the fag. Oh dear.

Bye all forever, cos i doubt I'll ever be arsed to post on here again.

L8r.
 
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old.[F00]WaR-ape

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erm

mutha in gravy = faggot in gravy btw.

l8r.

no more posts now.
 
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old.[CS]Sentinel

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Oh puleeeeeaze war-ape! There's no point 'giving props to ya homie slicer' as its a lost cause. The guy can't seem to make any friends at all online - and that is something only achieved by Jazzy prior to him.

Slicer - please tell me you are being sarcastic? Oh wait no, you're not, you couldn't even spell it.....

I just can't believe you took the time to create a thread where we could all slag you off so freely! Genius man!

Please remind me the last time you 0wnerised anything (apart from your grandma's snatch) as I certainly can't recall a single time you won a game of Q2.....

Sent
 
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old.SLiC3R

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0wnerisation my friendS

hello my m8eris0rs.

Sent - I don't even know you so fuck off now please, thx.

And as for all of you other faggots in gravy, lick my good looking, good smeeling anus pubes.

Cheers, thx, bi










... For now.

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0wned.
 
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old.Morpheus

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Re: lo there m8ers.

Originally posted by SLiC3R
Please do mate! please do! I'm very very sure you have my house number and address mate! Why don't you come and visit? Then again, you probably have the biggest fuck off hunch in the world. I actually thought u was a bot perplex cause whenever i went into #quake2.uk 'm8' u was there EVERY FUCKING TIME GUARANTEED.

Now mate that is extremely sad.
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This is getting interesting, keep going guys. Oh, and sliceypoos, can you try and use the word "mate" more often?

Thanks!

P.s. The reason i didn't speak on the phone was due to the fact that my bro had his girlfriend around, and i'm not that lame. the word '0wnerisation' was a fucking classic. As obviously, i said it when they had left the room.
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Hehehehe. You crack me up.
 
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old.[CS]Sentinel

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Re: 0wnerisation my friendS

Originally posted by SLiC3R

Sent - I don't even know you so fuck off now please, thx.
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FFS man get it right! Its PLS, THX, BYE
BTW you do know, I used to regularly beat your ass at a number of things - namely being normal?

Originally posted by SLiC3R

And as for all of you other faggots in gravy, lick my good looking, good smeeling anus pubes.
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Whats a Smeel?

Sent
 
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bodhi

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Slic3r big lame!

slic3r i have a message for you from everyone you have ever met.

CUNT THE FUCK OFF AND DIE OF AIDS YOU MANGE INFESTED, HERPES RIDDEN OBNOXIOUS CUNTWITTED FUCKSPACK.


Think that just about sums it up.
 
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Wij

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Wow. There should be more threads like this one :)

Keep it up ppl ! :D
 
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old.Sean Black

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Now that Stu- generously provided the links to the phonecalls, I would like to contribute in a rather gentle way today...

To get to the point, I quite fancied those phonecalls, I never got the answer I actually expected, the rock on "Fuck off Sean, you fucking cunt,and stop calling me" etc...

Thing is, SliC3R is quite logical in that way, he first tells me his sister was in the room, then another time it was his mother. Well, I'm sure the latter and the former don't differ too much.

One more thing, I actually ASKED him to give me a response as you should have heard on the mp3's, but, as I said on them too, I smelt his clean anus over the phonelines, and no further "cross-examination" (here's one for you, [MOD]Psycho) was required.

Erm, I'm sort of drifting off the actual reason of my posting...

"Sean obviously is the saddest mutha in gravy to grace irc. This is someone who obviously gets so wound up over talking to people in irc that he goes to the length of recording himself phoning slic3r and acting like a bell end. Tho im sure he is rock hard cos he talks like a hardman in leather. To be honest if he phoned me I'd probably use 1471 so i could rip the piss out of the fag. Oh dear. "

War-APE, I didn't get wound up, I was bored and our friend Tim aka. SliC3R neatly provided Exor (yes, THE EXOR) with his mobile phone number. Now the interesting bit is, he actually thought that Exor was his friend on IRC now and gave out the details, that must mean: If he starts "recruiting" friends online, his life must be in a worse state than my own, apart from that, I didn't phone you and I wouldn't attempt to do so.

Oh one more interesting feat. from the World Of SliC3R:


Session Start: Sat Mar 17 22:44:26 2001
Session Ident: SLiC3R (Irc@host213-1-139-52.btinternet.com)
[22:44] <SLiC3R> hello. i'm talking to my solicitor about your threats against my head, you are not to speakto me from now on visa versa. you will be 0wned soon.. you'll see
[22:44] <Sean> LOLOL
[22:45] <Sean> "im shitting myself"
Session Close: Sat Mar 17 22:46:50 2001

Now notice the date, and now check out this one:
After I had called him and he had the chance to talk to me not only once, no, but three times, he comes up with this :)

Session Start: Sun Mar 18 00:41:51 2001
Session Ident: SLiC3R- (Irc@host213-122-52-59.btinternet.com)
[00:41] <SLiC3R-> lo m8
[00:41] <SLiC3R-> lo m8 phone me
[00:42] <Sean> fuck off
[00:42] <SLiC3R-> cause i 0wned u#/
[00:42] <SLiC3R-> ?

Friendly the person I am, I provided him with the information he must have "forgotten" about:

[00:42] <Sean> because you're not allowed to talk to me?
[00:42] <Sean> apart from that
[00:42] <Sean> fuck off
Session Close: Sun Mar 18 00:42:51 2001

Right, I'm fucking bored of this now.

End of.
Thanks.
 
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old.Morpheus

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Originally posted by Bodhi
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Slic3r big lame!

slic3r i have a message for you from everyone you have ever met.

CUNT THE FUCK OFF AND DIE OF AIDS YOU MANGE INFESTED, HERPES RIDDEN OBNOXIOUS CUNTWITTED FUCKSPACK.


Think that just about sums it up.
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It does sum it up rather nicely. It puts you on roughly the same level as slicer. Neat. ;)
 
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*Exor*

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Why he gave me his phone number I don't know. Surely he must have realised the next thing to happen would have been me getting it put in the topic of q2.uk with a big "<-- SMS OR PHONE THIS NUMBER WITH ABUSE".

What a fool. I suppose he was, yet again, just trying to get into fed (he spends half of his life begging me).
 
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old.SLiC3R

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0wnerisation.

lo.

How fucking funny is this? This gives me such satisfaction to think that you all think so highly of me and my l33tness that u post so many replys :D:D:D:D

And morpheus... long time no c.. you were shit at q2 so we booted you from f00 (yes he was in [F00] *F00 Fighters* Q2 clan. What a fag, no wonder he's pissed, he got booted from the best q2 clan in the world.

And as for...

'Session Start: Sat Mar 17 22:44:26 2001
Session Ident: SLiC3R (Irc@host213-1-139-52.btinternet.com)
[22:44] <SLiC3R> hello. i'm talking to my solicitor about your threats against my head, you are not to speakto me from now on visa versa. you will be 0wned soon.. you'll see
[22:44] <Sean> LOLOL
[22:45] <Sean> "im shitting myself"
Session Close: Sat Mar 17 22:46:50 2001 '

And 'my m8' Sean Black you took it seriously? It was a blatent joke and you seem to have taken it as i was being serious and not sarcastic? n1 m80r.

& again, exor you fucking hunch0r, your not my m8, none of you are my m8s, m8s, due to the fact that i always say 'm8, m8,' m8,' doesn't this come as a bit of sarcasm on my behalf?

You uneducated bums probably think i'm doing this and saying 'm8' becasue i consider you as a m8? erm, yes cheers, thx.

Well, all I have to say is 'fuck 0ff cheers, thx, bi, cunts.

Oh and exor m8, u think i gave my munber to you cause i thought you was a friend? I gave it to you for the fucking fun of it on my behalf because all the calls, texts, etc the better, i havn't even got that phone now u faggot. So 0wned.

Fags, you've just been 0wnerised.

SLiC3R
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0wnerisation!
 
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