Sleeping

[dysfunction]

Many people twist and turn in their sleep...so why dont they fall out of bed??

:sleeping:

 

[bigbb]

Well, I just don't know.

Hey! Why don't we all find out how Lions sleep!

 

[bigbb]

And! If we were ever to grow bored of Lion sleeping behaviour, we could look at the detailed research of our sleeping habbits, perhaps even strike an answer on the posed question.

 

[dysfunction]

That answers all those questions i never asked...

 

[Testin da Cable]

I fell out of bed once. In my dream I fell for ages. I also pushed my gf out of bed after she stole all the blankets for the third time in a row
I hate if when dreaming that my alarm is going off, only to have my alarm go off. It's like getting up twice fs

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Many people twist and turn in their sleep...so why dont they fall out of bed??

:sleeping:

Christ almighty you are shit.

 

[Embattle]

Got too close to the wall one night....as I was trying to open my eyes in the morning I ended up head butting it

 

[doh_boy]

:/ welll

when I Was young I used to headbutt the wall all the time, so much so that my dad had to re-plaster the wall twice!

and there was the time where I went to bed sleeping on top of the covers (very hot :s) and woke up under them, without any knowledge of the transition

 

[Kippa.]

Originally posted by Embattle
Got too close to the wall one night....as I was trying to open my eyes in the morning I ended up head butting it

Done that a few times, given me a nosebleed on occasion too :/

 

[Ono]

I actually prefer to sleep next to the wall, especially in Summer cos it's got a cool touch.

Prolly banged my head a few times when I was younger but not recently.

 

[old.ignus]

I used to wake up and find myself stood in another room in the house. Dificult to find the lightswitch when you don't know what room you're in.

Most recently, about 4 weeks ago I was dreaming that I was about to shag the girl that I fancied at school, and just when it was about to get good my alarm clock went off and I had to go to work. It seems even my own brain mocks me.

 

[kryt]

Why do you think men wake up with raging stiffies in the morning : Natural way to prevent rolling out of bed.

At least for me....

 

[pg_exoshear]

Originally posted by Embattle
Got too close to the wall one night....as I was trying to open my eyes in the morning I ended up head butting it

Ive actually done that once or twice :-\

 

[mank!]

Did you know, that most serial killers suffered some sort of head trauma at some point in their life? Think about it, gentlemen.

And don't come near me.

 

[Summo]

I dare say most people have suffered some sort of head trauma at some point in their lives. What a crap statistic.

Did you know that 99% of rapists masturbated as teenagers?

 

[mank!]

Statistics are generally crap, man.

 

[Munkey-]

heh. i suffer from memory loss. i was woken up by the phone, picked it up, noted down the message that my neighbours would bring me home from school. and went back to sleep (after replacing the reciever of course)

so. wake up. go to school. do exams. go outside, am reminded by neighbour's daughter (same class) that i'm going home with them and a particular girl.....*bugger* and then realise that i had completley forgotten so i had to travel with home with meh mum



life sucks sometimes

 

[throdgrain]

75% of statistics are made up on the spot . Or something like that.

 

[Big G]

I've had a bizarre dream that i was blind and that my sight sorta flickered on and off. When i woke, i realised the curtain was blowing in the wind and it was the sun flashing on and off on my face.

Theres a thought .... what to blind people dream about?

I also have drempt i've had a womens genetalia - moving along swiftly...

Gaz

 

[Summo]

Moving south?

 

[gremlin]

For some reason I woke up last night, reached over my girlfriend and put her phone from the tabletop into the drawer. Only problem is I cant remember why.. we just woke up and were like 'wheres the phone?'. I also 'apparently' said something about packing boxes. *shrug*

 

[Big G]

Yer, i've had instances similar where you do something weird in the night when your girlfriend is in the bed. Usually she makes weird "clicking" noises (according to my brother-in-law, my sister does the same - female thing then?) or she'll ask me questions in her sleep such as "how's your big kitty paws?" or, one night she fell asleep early so i sneaked a game of CS, she rolled over and shouted "WHAT DOES IT SAY?". I looked at her kinda funny and decided not to answer. As for doing weird shit, she woke up screaming one night - apparently i put my hand in her knickers and pulled her pubes - i have no recollection of it.

Strange things are afoot ...

Gaz

 

[Happy Go Lucky]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Many people twist and turn in their sleep...so why dont they fall out of bed??

:sleeping:

As Toddlers we have a acquired awareness of our boundaries, thats why if you observe one, they will never walk off the edges of things like tables and stairs deliberately.

Then again they do have cots to stop them falling out

 

[Nightchill]

Was only a few weeks ago was woken up in the middle of the night with "turn the light off" from my girlfriend. In a drunken haze I looked around bleery "it is off..." and she was asleep :\

Apparently I rolled over swinging my arm and punched her in the face a few nights after. My subconcious doesn't like me being woken up it seems.

 

[Testin da Cable]

at one time I apparently had a long conversation with my gf of the time while I was asleep and she was awake. at least, this is what she told me. she also giggled alot and refused to tell me what it was we had been chatting about. somehow this makes me afraid

 

[Munkey-]

heh. my sis talks a fair bit in her sleep. she'll be fast asleep, roll over. shout out something completley wierd, mutter about it, roll back over and resume sleeping.

doesnt half freak you out to hear somebody shouting in the house at one in the morning i tell you

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
at one time I apparently had a long conversation with my gf of the time while I was asleep and she was awake. at least, this is what she told me. she also giggled alot and refused to tell me what it was we had been chatting about. somehow this makes me afraid

She has information on you....Fatel Attraction style.

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye. in my imagination I see her turning up one day, whispering to the person next to me. then they both look at me and giggle.

aarg

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. I remember a similar thing with me ex whereby she was asleep and talking and so I prompted a conversation with her and giggled to myself. She kept on about candles in the garden and how it was too cold, or something.

Aaaaaanyway...