Sky Digital - Bag 'o shite.

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old.D R E ad

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I'm really pissed off with Sky Digital, is anyone else here having problems?
I can't seem to get anywhere with them, they just don't seem to care. It all started when they came to install it last Tuesday. The freak who came around drilled through the wall, in a seemingly random place, then went outside to find a huge peice of the walls mortar had fallen away. He then ran a black cable straight up the front of our white house, even though he had white and black cable in his van. It looks awful when he could have ran it up the site if the door, window or even the side of the house out of view.
Fuck it I thought, I just want watch some cool TV and sort it out later. Oooh, I can check my email, thats fancy I thought. But it never fucking works 'please check the line is not busy' it says, when it not. Oh well maybe its just a setting I will sort that out later as well i thought, still excited at the prospect of endless Simpsons, Sci-Fi and music.
All is fine for a couple of days until it started taking about 5 fucking mins to change channel and all we get is a blue screen while we wait. So I phoned them - "Turn it off at the wall, leave it a min, then turn it back on. Call back if it still does not work" they keep saying. Trouble is that it works ok for about 5 mins then fucks up again. After a total of about an hour's worth of premium rate calls they finally admit that is a known fault with the firmware in all the new Amstrad box's that they have been installing. They then say it will be about a week(!) before they find out what the fault is and a Firmware update is available. "nothing else we can do" they say. "send me a new fucking box" I say. "All the Amstrad box's have this fault" they say. "Then send me a fucking Panasonic, Nokia or Pace box then" I say. "Er... no" they say.

I then resorted to Vodka for my entertainment.

Meanwhile they continue to install known faulty boxs no doubt.
Cunts.
 
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old.ignus

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cool TV, no mate, all you get is crap shows that are repeated again and again, and if there is something good on there's bound to be something good on another chanel and these 2 seperate programs finish at almost exactly the same time eg. week nights quantum leap and star trek next generation. After you've seen the same 3 films over and over again you'll probably resort to MTV channels or in the case of my sister whos 22 you can watch pokemon.
 
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old.bee

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heh i wasnt asked what make of box to have, i had a choice of "black" or "silver"

luckily it was a panasonic :)
 
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old.Kurt_Angle

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Nothing wrong with sky digi.

Course what they charge for some things i have issues with.

15 quid to watch a week old event. Sheeeess 15 quid at the time was bad enough but pimping it still a week later for the same price is just sad:p
 
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throdgrain

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me i think its outrageous what they charge.ppl moan about the tv licence,yet gladly pay whatever-it-is for sky.then watch bbc repeats on uk gold! then moan about the tv licence! jesus...
p.s. when it first came out,i was a sky tv salesman.now thats an admission...
 
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bodhi

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Good to see that after 20 years Amstrad still can't get anything to work properly.
 
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Wij

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Amstrad are shite. Always have been.

Ooh, an Amstrad Emailer !!! I want sooo bad.

Ooh, a dog p00ed on the pavement !!! I want that too.


Anyway. Pace silver box here.
 

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