Sing about your server!

[Roo Stercogburn]

I'll start it off. To the theme from Borat...


Karak-Hirn greatest server in the world.
All other servers are played by little girls.
Karak-Hirn number one exporter of whine.
Other servers have inferior whine.

Karak-Hirn home of greatest whining fool.
Queue length thirty minutes sometimes forty minutes.
Public quest chat a marvel to behold.
Chat channels are 80 percent human verbal waste.

Karak-Hirn, Karak-Hirn you very nice place.
From the Chaos Wastes to Northern fence of Stuntytown.
Karak-Hirn friend of all except Karak Eight Peaks.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Karak-Hirn RvR best in world.
We invented pre-kite, speed hacks and radar.
Karak-Hirn cybering best in the region.
Except of course for Karak-Norn.

Karak-Hirn, Karak-Hirn you very nice place.
From the Chaos Wastes to northern fence of Stuntytown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our CSR.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

 

[pez]

From Karrag-Orrud there came a young man
He went to Freddys to check out the plan
He saw all the whine
His server was fine!
So quick back to Orrud he ran!

 

[Flimgoblin]

Karak-Orrud's a terrible place.
No WAR, no RvR, queue's up in your face.
I'm finding it really hard just to play
So my advice is - this server? Stay away!




(This may be a misinformation post intended to keep people away from my shiny server...)

 

[Zebolt]

Hehe Roo, that reminds me of like 7 years ago when we had created Fedaykin and we were singing about our characters with the "Always look on the bright side of life" -tune.

<ponders back with a smile>

 

[Stazbumpa]

Axe Bite Pass
Is really class
There are no queues
You lot are poo

 

[rynnor]

In these days on Eight Peaks
We dont talk 'bout memory leaks
And its ages since our last crash
Must be weeks..

So if you fancy good RvR
I hear Orrud's a lovely place...

 

[WiZe^]

Karak-Orrud's a terrible place.
No WAR, no RvR, queue's up in your face.
I'm finding it really hard just to play
So my advice is - this server? Stay away!




(This may be a misinformation post intended to keep people away from my shiny server...)

roll order and say good bye to queue's