Since its the fashion in this forum....

[shabazz]

Gamecube is shit.

No, I don't have one.
I saw it in a shop.
Tried to play a game.
It was shit.

It's shit.

Mario is shit.

It looks shit.

It's for shit kids.

Shit

 

[Yaka]

ho hum daft twat going in to wanker mode

 

[shabazz]

shit