Simple Question

[~Lazarus~]

More for the guys than the girls.

Scenario :
You go to a house party one night.
You get absolutely rat-arsed
You wake up the next morning bollock naked in bed.
Lying beside you, sleeping, is a hairy assed guy
On the bedside cabinet is a opened jar of vaseline
Your backside "tingles"

Question :

Would you tell anyone?

 

[GDW]

I certainly wouldnt tell a whole forum community Laz

 

[~Lazarus~]

Hypothetical Question of course.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
More for the guys than the girls.

Scenario :
You go to a house party one night.
You get absolutely rat-arsed
You wake up the next morning bollock naked in bed.
Lying beside you, sleeping, is a hairy assed guy
On the bedside cabinet is a opened jar of vaseline
Your backside "tingles"

Question :

Would you tell anyone?

Theres no mention of used condoms, have you got a salty taste in your mouth?
Go get an aids test

 

[GDW]

Re: Re: Simple Question

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~


Theres no mention of used condoms, have you got a salty taste in your mouth?
Go get an aids test

Hmmm Ive sometimes wondered what it would taste like. Are you sure this is what it tasted like?

 

[~YuckFou~]

Re: Re: Re: Simple Question

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle


Hmmm Ive sometimes wondered what it would taste like. Are you sure this is what it tasted like?

Thats what Mrs Yuck tells me

 

[~Lazarus~]

Laz watches as others go off at a tangent and dont understand the hypothetical question that has been asked and that they can answer the question from their point of view if they ever found themselves in that position

 

[GDW]

sorry Laz but as to the hypothetical question (nudge nudge wink wink) I couldnt tell anyone.

 

[Wilier]

So the Dutchies got ya then Laz?

Hypothetical my arse.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Let me just clarify for the hard of understanding.

My [arse] is a one way street.

Period

 

[Summo]

To answer your question, Laz... no I certainly wouldn't tell anyone about it. Are you crazy? No way. I'd be wondering about it all my life but I could live with the doubt and anguish.

Anyway, how bad could a cock up the butt really be?





















Oh, dear.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Summo
To answer your question, Laz... no I certainly wouldn't tell anyone about it. Are you crazy? No way. I'd be wondering about it all my life but I could live with the doubt and anguish.

Anyway, how bad could a cock up the butt really be?





















Oh, dear.

Heh heh - just the answer I was waiting for.

Wanna go to a party on Friday night









And to all the others - YES it was only a joke

 

[GDW]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Let me just clarify for the hard of understanding.

My [arse] is a one way street.

Period

That a boy Laz, dont admit anything or tell anyone

 

[Summo]

Just a joke?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Summo
Just a joke?

Heh - sorry to burst your bubble matey.

Look on the brightside - least you have taken that big step out of the closet.

Not that anyone was in any doubt with you being a hairdresser and all

 

[Summo]

You people abuse me.

I have feelings too, you know! I hate you! I hate you all!

 

[~Lazarus~]

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Summo
You people abuse me.

I have feelings too, you know! I hate you! I hate you all!

all of us?

 

[Summo]

Not you, Wil.

:wub:

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Summo
Not you, Wil.

:wub:

uke:

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
My arse is a one way street.

Where do you shit from, then? [ah-hahahahaha]

 

[JohnyWishbone]

I would deffo keep it quiet, after killing the hairy beast and all the evidence with him.